Title: IM Convo Author: Foxhunt2blue & Pet Rating: R Pairing: Angel/Spike Summary: Spike IM's Angel at work wackiness follows. Warnings: Not a one unless you hate the funny. Disclaimer: That Joss guy and the Mutant Grr Arrg monster own them not us. We just play with them and make them do cute, hot things. Feedback: We are Whores of the Clan Feedback. Feed us Seymour! Feed us now! E-mail: Pet - prettygirlryoko@yahoo.com Foxhunt2blue - foxhunter2blue@peoplepc.com Bored, Horny Punk says: What ya doin' broody breeches? Souled Champion, CEO says: Working...go away Bored, Horny Punk says: Aww...now is that anyway to treat your fav childe, pet? Souled Champion, CEO says: You’re not my favorite and really I don't just come out and take any responsibility for you at all. As a matter of fact...let's not talk relation anymore it makes me fidgety. Now go away. Bored, Horny Punk says: Yeah, well...De-Nile ain't just a river in bloody Egypt. I 'd say it's a big broody ponce in LA, too. Sooo...what ya doin'? Souled Champion, CEO says: Working. Bored, Horny Punk says: Workin' on what? Souled Champion, CEO says: On work. Bored, Horny Punk says: What kinda work? Souled Champion, CEO says: Hard work. Bored, Horny Punk says: Ohhh...hard is it now? Souled Champion, CEO says: GO AWAY. Bored, Horny Punk says: Yep...it's hard ain't it, luv? Come on you can tell little ol' me. Souled Champion, CEO says: *signs out* Bored, Horny Punk says: Hey, luv...what ya doin'? I do not Brood says: Oh god. Bored, Horny Punk says: Yesss...? I do not Brood says: Go away Spike. Bored, Horny Punk says: Bored. Ain't goin' anywhere, pet. Now where were we? Oh, yeah! Hard wasn't it? I do not Brood says: Okay...Okay your bored we can fix this. Go to Gunn, he'll give you an assignment, tell him I sent you. Bored, Horny Punk says: Don't wanna... I do not Brood says: FINE...then go to Wes. I'm sure he's translating a *very* interesting book right now. Wouldn't you just *love* to bother him? Bored, Horny Punk says: Naw...Wes is out to lunch with Fred. Getting a nooner like the horny Brit, he is. I do not Brood says: He does NOT get nooners Spike he's well he's...British and well stiff upper and all that and OH MY GOD GO THE HELL AWAY!! I do not Brood says: *signs out* Bored, Horny Punk says: Puppies...now is it? I save Puppies says: JESUS!! Bored, Horny Punk says: Naw...last I checked couldn't walk on water. Now back to that *HARD* work... I save Puppies says: Are you stalking me? Bored, Horny Punk says: Yep. I save Puppies says: Figures. Bored, Horny Punk says: Did you know that Wes is kinky? Never thought the bloody bastard had it in him. *BG* I save Puppies says: What? Bored, Horny Punk says: Got an envelope of Polaroids of our lil' Fred. Damn she's got some nice tits... I save Puppies says: OH GOD SPIKE. PUT THOSE DOWN!! Bored, Horny Punk says: What? I save Puppies says: Those are...not...yours...put...them...down. Bored, Horny Punk says: Pretty arse, too. Never figured her for a red lace girl. I save Puppies says: SPIKE!! Bored, Horny Punk says: Hey...he's got lube in here, too. I save Puppies says: ........................... I save Puppies says: *signs out* Bored, Horny Punk says: Now that ain't bloody well right. Must be greasing his salami in here... Soul Boy says: *whimper* Bored, Horny Punk says: Do you have some too, pet? Soul Boy says: No. Bored, Horny Punk says: Why don't I believe you? I bet you're wanking right now. Soul Boy says: No. Bored, Horny Punk says: And why the bloody hell not? Big CEO like you in that lonely office...got to release some of that tension. Soul Boy says: I work get that Spike. W.O.R.K. Bored, Horny Punk says: Work what? Soul Boy says: I...I...I fill out forms...I attend meetings...I read things...I press important buttons...I go save things...I answer phone calls...I...I...GO AWAY!! Soul Boy says: *signs out* Bored, Horny Punk says: Flogging the log... Liam a.k.a. Angel says: *sigh* Bored, Horny Punk says: Waxing the pole? Liam a.k.a. Angel says: I'm ignoring you now. Bored, Horny Punk says: Peeling the banana? Liam a.k.a. Angel says: *whistles while filling out forms* Bored, Horny Punk says: You're wanking right now. Liam a.k.a. Angel says: *hums* Bored, Horny Punk says: *sighs* You know maybe I should come over...help you work. Liam a.k.a. Angel says: NO!! Bored, Horny Punk says: Sharpen your pencil...file your forms... Liam a.k.a. Angel says: NO!! NO!! I do not *need* you to come over here...okay, I don't I'm fine... stay...STAY where you are. Bored, Horny Punk says: Unwrap your lolly... Liam a.k.a. Angel says: God no. Bored, Horny Punk says: Lick your stamps...after all sure you’re busy mailing out important documents and all that pet. Liam a.k.a. Angel says: Yes...BUSY...key word there Spike B.U.S.Y. Bored, Horny Punk says: Busy buttering the bread? Liam a.k.a. Angel says: I hate you. Liam a.k.a. Angel says: *signs out* Bored, Horny Punk says: Course ya do Angel...always did...never stopped us from havin' a bit of fun though. Warrior for Good says: We never had fun. Bored, Horny Punk says: Austria... Warrior for Good says: Sorry can't recall. Bored, Horny Punk says: Italy... Warrior for Good says: Nope not coming to me. Bored, Horny Punk says: Greece...now that was a right bit of *fun*... Warrior for Good says: Sorry must have me confused with somebody else. Bored, Horny Punk says: That secluded beach...full moon...bent me right over the bow of that little sail boat and... Warrior for Good says: GOD SHUT UP SPIKE!! Bored, Horny Punk says: Fine...I'll shut up. Be right up there in a bit so you can help me out with that. Warrior for Good says: NO...NO...Please no. Bored, Horny Punk says: Did you check your mail, luv? Warrior for Good says: No why? Bored, Horny Punk says: Sent ya something...a surprise... Warrior for Good says: What? Bored, Horny Punk says: Go have a look you big, broody hero. Warrior for Good says: Uhmmm okay...*goes to check* Bored, Horny Punk says: Find it? Warrior for Good says: Give a vampire a second. I'm opening my mail now. Bored, Horny Punk says: For a vampire you sure are sodding slow...*rolls eyes* Warrior for Good says: ................. Warrior for Good says: ......... Warrior for Good says: ..... Warrior for Good says: .. Warrior for Good says: *signs out* Bored, Horny Punk says: That's your bed BTW Peaches says: MY GOD how did you find all my USERNAMES? Harmony tell you? Bored, Horny Punk says: Course not, luv. I'm a vampire for the ages. You seem to forget I used to hang with Red...she's one hell of a hacker. Peaches says: *rubs hand over face* Please just leave me alone. Bored, Horny Punk says: Now don't be tellin' me you didn't like my surprise? Peaches says: ...You have to be joking. Bored, Horny Punk says: I know how you like silk sheets...always liked those deep red ones... Bored, Horny Punk says: ...Especially against me pale skin... Peaches says: *shifts* Bored, Horny Punk says: Silk and marble...yeah that's what you used to say, luv. Bored, Horny Punk says: Hard, smooth...pale... Peaches says: *coughs* Bored, Horny Punk says: You still there...*peaches*??? Bored, Horny Punk says: Bet your bloody well workin' *hard* now. Peaches says: Yes...I'm...there's...a big...pile of papers...I really need to sign...I... I... Bored, Horny Punk says: Yeah...*big*... Peaches says: HUGE... Peaches says: Oh god... Peaches says: I need...to...go Peaches says: Now Bored, Horny Punk says: Where? Peaches says: Away Peaches says: Away from you. Bored, Horny Punk says: Now, luv...I'll meet ya...upstairs? Peaches says: I...I... Peaches says: *signs out* "Who can say more than this rich praise, that you alone are you?"-William Shakespeare Spike: My sodding sleeping chair's bloody... sodden.