Title: Checkers Author: Anne Rose Email: anne3rose@yahoo.com URL: http://annerose.cjb.net http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=47579 Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: Joss and Mutant Enemy, etc... own BtVS. No infringement intended. Any resemblance to people living, dead, or undead, or to real life events is all in your mind, is downright scary, and means you seriously need to get a life. Spoilers: Intervention and beyond Summary: S/B, Follow-up to Intervention (the Buffybot episode). What happened after Buffy left Spike's crypt? Archive: Yes. I would be honored if you want to archive it. Please let me know where so I can visit it. Author's Note: Thanks to Caffey and Spiletta for ripping this story apart and helping me fix several issues and confusing bits. Thanks to Hubby for initial plot help and Raven and Tamytha for catching even more of my typos. Thanks to the Buffy Dialog Database (http://vrya.cstone.net/index.htm) and the Buffy Guide (http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes.shtml) for help with research and parts of episodes. (c) August 15, 2002 ~*~*~*~ Checkers by Anne Rose Part 1 - Prologue ~*~*~ They had won. At least they'd escaped without casualties - unless you counted the robot. Buffy stood to the side and stared at it, lying lifeless on the Magic Box table. She watched Willow dig around inside its back, trying to figure out why it had stopped working. As she watched, she tried very hard not to think about why the bot had been created. Tara hovered near the table, watching. After a moment, she looked up at Buffy. "Is it weird?" "Oh yeah." Buffy walked around and sat down at the table. "At least it's not a very good copy. I mean..." She laid her head on the table and examined the bot's face. "Look at it." "Uh ... yeah," Willow mumbled, giving Tara a look, but not saying anything else to burst Buffy's bubble of denial. However, it was undeniable that the bot looked exactly like Buffy. Buffy's head snapped up as bell on the front door jingled and Xander and Giles walked into the shop. She went to stand behind Dawn and crossed her arms. "What'd you guys do with Spike? And please let the story have a dusty ending," Buffy asked. Her expression didn't quite match her words. She was trying a bit too hard to portray the injured party in Spike's latest adventure. "We dumped him back in his crypt," Xander explained, looking down and sounding slightly apologetic. Giles shrugged, also not making eye contact. "Tried to find out if he'd ... told her anything, but he was too badly beaten to make much sense." "Well, even if he told her, he'd just lie to us about it anyway, right?" Anya added. Giles raised his eyebrows but didn't comment. "Yeah, you can count on it," Buffy said, barely above a whisper. "But I have to know, now. If he did give us up, Dawn and I need to get out of town. I mean, she could be on her way right now." Dawn's expression changed from relief that Spike was ok, to concern about Glory. Giles noticed and tried to cover. "But, uh, not to worry, you know, I'm sure we'll all be perfectly safe." "We're safe... right." Dawn rolled her eyes. "And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with." Buffy frowned at Tara. "I-it sounded convincing when I thought it," Tara said, smiling self-consciously. "Hey! I-I think I found somethin'," Willow interrupted, bringing their attention back to the bot. "Uck!" Anya said. "Looks very complicated in there. Personally, I'd rather look at guts," Willow ignored her and looked at Buffy, clearly quite proud of herself. "I found where she's broken. Some of these wires got fried extra crispy. It's an easy fix." Her perky mood evaporated when Buffy only gaped at her. "I mean ... not that I would," Willow backpedaled. "God, I feel ... kind of bad for the guy." Xander looked somewhere between embarrassed and amazed as the words left his mouth. "Gets all whupped and his best toy gets taken away." Buffy snapped her head around and stared at Xander. Were all her friends losing their minds? "Please don't be suggesting what I'd have to kill you for suggesting." Xander backpedaled. "No, no, travesty, completely on board, it's just..." and there was the pity again, "the guy was so thrashed." Buffy's expression softened slightly to one of concern. Glory had beaten and tortured Spike because of her and Dawn. There hadn't been a chance to get a good look at him during the fight, but if it was enough to impress Giles and Xander, it must have been pretty bad. But then her resolve face returned. "We need to know for sure. Willow, help me get those clothes off the bot." Willow looked up from her work, clearly confused, but she closed the flap on the robot's back and started helping Buffy strip it. Buffy squeaked as the bot's anatomically correct breasts were exposed. She blushed and threw the shirt back over the bot's chest as she stepped between it and the guys. "Uh, Xander, Giles, do you mind?" They stared at Buffy for a moment, not understanding her. Giles suddenly cleared his throat and removed his glasses. "Xander and I will be in the training room, in case you need us." "Hunh?" Xander said. Giles stood quickly, took him by the arm, and lead him away. They heard Xander say, "Oh!" just before the door closed. Tara and Willow suddenly remembered they needed to get a volume from one of the back shelves while Dawn helped Buffy swap clothes with the bot. As they finished dressing the bot, Dawn looked at it thoughtfully. "Buffy, I understand why Spike had Warren build the robot, but..." "Dawn, I really don't think we should talk about this -- ever." Buffy cut her off, blushing again. "Oh, no," Dawn said, starting to blush now as well. "I didn't mean about that. I meant, I saw the bot fighting, and we know she went out patrolling. And," Dawn added, talking faster, as Tara and Willow returned followed by Xander and Giles. "There's all that stuff about us that she knew." Dawn paused. "Is there a point?" Buffy asked. "I was just thinking that it didn't need to know all those things, or be able to fight, or want to patrol, in order to just 'play checkers'," Dawn said, making little air quotes. "Dawn, you're too young to understand..." Buffy began and then paused as what Dawn said sunk in. It wasn't what she had expected and her prepared response didn't fit. None of her rehearsed responses to Dawn, or even to herself fit this situation. Giles raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. Even Xander remained silent. "Maybe," Tara said, breaking the silence. They all turned to look at her. "Well, you only need those things if you were planning to hold conversations with it, or if you wanted it to join you when you went out 'to get a spot of violence,' as Spike would say." "It thought it was the slayer," Anya said, nodding. "I know," Buffy said, collapsing back into the chair. "But this is still Spike we're talking about. Right?" She looked at them, her eyes pleading. "Yes, it's Spike. He's still evil," Willow said, swinging her fist with clearly faked enthusiasm. Buffy looked at her friends and her sister. They were just as conflicted as she was. Buffy stood, straightening the light pink tank top and darker pink pleated skirt. She looked again at the bot. "Right. Well, I still need to find out what Glory knows." ~*~*~ Spike was lying on the sarcophagus in his crypt, where they had dumped him. His face was bruised and cut. One eye was swollen shut, and the other was almost as bad. The part of his chest showing through the tear in his t-shirt was covered with cuts and bruises, and one deep puncture where Glory had dug around inside his chest with her hands. It was turning out to be a very bad day. He heard the door slam open and someone walk in. "Spike! You're covered in sexy wounds," a voice exclaimed. Spike turned his head toward the sound, opening his eye slowly. He was surprised to see the bot standing there. "Yeah." He grimaced as he pushed himself up into a sitting position. "I feel real sexy," he groaned. "Where you been?" "I fell down and got confused. Willow fixed me. She's gay," the bot chirped. Spike was astonished. This was just about the last thing he'd expected. He leaned heavily on his arms and looked at her. "Will fixed you? I thought they'd melt you into scrap." "They were confused too." She flashed him one of her plastic smiles. "Do you wanna ravage me now?" "Give us a minute. Got some bones need mending." At that, the bot moved forward and looked concerned. "Why did you let that Glory hurt you?" Spike sighed. Maybe he should have thought twice about having Warren program so much personality into the thing. He knew the bot didn't really care, but it still made dealing with the real Buffy that much harder. "She wanted to know who the key was," he explained. The bot spun around to walk out. "Oh, well, I can tell her, and then you'll..." "No!" Spike yelled. The effort caused him to start coughing. "You can't ever. Glory never finds out!" "Why?" Spike sagged slightly. "Cause Buffy... the other, not so pleasant Buffy... anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her bein' in that much pain. Let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did." Buffy frowned as she heard his words and then slowly leaned forward gently kissed him on the lips. Spike started to respond, kissing her back, but something wasn't right. She was so warm, so soft. Suddenly he pulled back and looked at her - Buffy. He couldn't do anything but stare at her as she started to walk away. He was so battered that he hadn't noticed her scent until now. She was walking away, and he needed to explain, to say something. "And my robot," was all he managed. Buffy paused and turned. "The robot is gone. The robot was gross and obscene." Spike felt what little energy he had drain out of him. His head sunk. "It wasn't supposed to..." "Don't. That ... thing, it ... it wasn't even real." Buffy interrupted. He could see she was disgusted with him. It was bitter irony. He'd endured torture and never betrayed her or her little sis, and the day he'd picked to do it was the day she discovered the bot. She was walking back towards the door when he heard her stop again. "What you did, for me, and Dawn... that was real." Spike managed to lift his head and looked at her. "I won't forget it." ~*~*~ TBC...