Never ask another woman her age. She might be a
month younger than you...
... and you'd have to hate her forever.

Never speak ill of another person when their back is
turned. Wait untill they've 
actually left the room.

Some women are obsessed with their clothes. I think
that's narrow-minded and shallow.
..what about hair and nails?

I believe accessories make the outfit.
.. that's why, when i buy a new blouse, i usually ..
get a Ferrari to go with it.

I was walking past this little boutique last week
and caught a glimpse of something really cute...
...my reflection.





If the shoe fits...buy six pairs in different colors.

Some people think they can make their problems
disappear by spending a little money.
that's not true at all...
you have to spend a lot of money.

It's tough staying within a budget when you
obviously deserve so much.

With sensible diet and exercise you can improve your
heart rate, lower your blood pressure...
... and get a smaller waist than any of your friends.

The only two things in life that really matter are
chocolate...
... and i can't remember the other one.


You're never too old to learn.
for example, I've just learned to say "dessert menu,
please!" in yet another language.

Mom taught me everything i know about cooking: "Get
rich and hire somebody."
i get a little misty just thinking about it.




Nothing impresses me more than a man who writes a
tender love poem and leaves it for me...
... under the windshield wiper of a brand-new sports
car.

I love to get out in nature at the
 mercy of the elements...the sun,the wind...
...that's why i occasionally put the top down on my
Porche.

I'll try bowling when you can rent designer shoes in
trendy colors that match your purse.
Office life is full of vicious gossip, constant
backbiting, and ego-shattering confrontations.
isn't it great!

Office parties are great opportunities to make new
friends from other departments,
increase valuable business contacts...
... and viciously ridicule what your coworkers wives
are wearing.

I hate it when i get to work past my usual time.
everyone's alreasy gone to lunch.

My boss is limiting us to one personal phone call a
day which i think is really unfair.
i mean, who am i going to talk to for eight hours
straight?

Source:
The world according to Denise

Men always want to be a woman's first love. 
That is their clumsy vanity. 
We women have a more subtle instinct about things.
 What we like is to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde 

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it
doesn't interest you, dont do it... I would have made a terrible mother.

Katherine Hepburn

Think carefully about having that baby. Not to have it would be a great loss.
To have it too late greatly increases the health hazards for you 
and the child. To have it without
a commitment to it would be a great tragedy.

Beverly sills