There are two sorts of girl. The one who feels embarrassed that all eyes are on her. And the one who is happily convinced that they are.
Samantha Armstrong

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during Algebra.In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as Algebra.
Fran Lebowitz

Love is lunacy.What else would make me keep an empty tin of cola, a used Bandaid, a bus ticket an a bitten pencil stub.
Charlotte Gray

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Quentin Crisp

Daughters are not the chance to do a corrective re-run on one's own misguided youth. They want their own misguided youth.
Pam Brown

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressable comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then with the breath of kindness, throw the rest away.
Dina Maria Mulock from "A Life for a Life"

You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen.But if you are beautiful at 60, it will be your own soul's doing.
Marie Stopes

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic.
Rosalind Russell

No one is "free". That would be to live in total isolation. We are women into every other life and must recognise this fact if the planet is to survive.
Peter Gray

Examintaions are passed on coffee, toffees, peanuts and bacon butties. It is hard to possess both a finely honed mind and a finely honed body.
Patricia Hitchcock

Twenty-four hours can transform something you can't live without into second rate trash. This goes for boys and dresses.
Patricia Hitchcock

Inside every slim, beautiful girl, is a fat, middle-aged woman waiting to get out. Samantha Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. no use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead

Spots. What is needed is a really fashionable paper bag with eye slits.
Jesse O'Neill

Happiness is a total lack of pimples.
J. R. Coulsen

Love is walking two miles out of your way just to pass his gate. Even if you know he's not there.
Samantha Armstrong

The first time it dawns on you that there is absolutely no justice in life is when your friend stuffs food from morning to night and stays as thin as a pencil, while you look at a cream bun and inflate.
M. C. G.

It's no good tiptoeing up to the bathroom scales, dear. They hear you coming. Pam Brown

It is astonishing how many young people embark upon life with a teddy bear at the bottom of their trunk.
Pam Brown

If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that's a big accomplishment.
Chris Evert