| *34. He may be an international movie star, but he's still a Boston boy at heart. 33. His characters require plenty of onscreen face time� and we are eternally grateful. 32. He makes thick glasses look oh so lush. 31. He wears turtlenecks. 'Nuff said. 30. Even if he�s abysmal, we�d let him sing to us for hours. 29. He�s one lawyer who can �debrief� us anytime! 28. He speaks French, la langue d�amour� 27. We just love that little mole over his lip. 26. �Girls, eat your hearts out!� Oh, and we will� 25. �Afternoon Delight� is suddenly a cool song. 24. He climbs the sides of buildings. Wearing a Rolex. Gotta love a man with style! 23. Schei�e! He speaks German too. 22. The NSA speech. Get me to a filling station� 21. Those eyes. They should name a crayon �Damon Blue�. 20. He speaks (and sings) Italian. Buon giorno, indeed! 19. He plays piano. Who cares if it�s �Chopsticks�?! 18. �Hard as a rock�, eh? We can only hope� 17. He plays the sexiest gay guy ever. Though we�re glad he only plays one�. 16. He lost 40 lbs for a movie role. Dedication is so attractive� 15. The �Alice in Wonderland� speech. He makes Lewis Carroll sound hot� 14. C�mon, the guy went to Harvard! 13. Just one word: HOOOOOoooooo!!!! And how sexy is a good sense of �umor? 12. Cuz we all wanna see if he really does get �pale and confused�� 11. He�s just�fantabulous! 10. Suddenly we all want a red Mini�so long as it comes with the driver! 9. Lime green shorts, anyone? Now if only he�d take them off�. 8. He�s an actor first, and a celebrity second. But he�s a hottie always! 7. He�s shirtless (or more) in half his movies. I�d like to thank all the little people who made this possible... 6. Greatest lips in the industry. And he uses them so well on-screen (and off, we hope...) 5. He dropped out of school to pursue his dream. Oh those ramen years� 4. The arse. He�s got the best booty in the biz!! 3. Sick of cast-offs, he wrote his own screenplay. But WE�D never give him sloppy seconds� 2. That blinding smile. He really must be an angel. 1. Because he�s definitely NOT a sex symbol. |
| The Reasons Why... We Love Matt Damon |
| Yes, I wrote this. I might possibly be considered an obsessed fan, it's true. But for anyone with me, I hope you find a bit of humor (and maybe even a grain of truth) in the following reasons for worshipping the actor Matthew Paige Damon. There are thirty-three reasons, corresponding with Mr. Damon's years of age, with a bonus one, just for fun. So, for my partners in devotion, I present The Reasons Why. PS: This NOT meant to be taken seriously, in case you didn't know. It is merely meant to be a humourous work to entertain fellow Matt fans. |
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| Name: Rose Elena Email: [email protected] |
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