1. when in college !!
 Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab eek din.....

 2. when giving interview to Multi National Company
 Too hi re.. Too hi ree. terebinaaa main kaise jiyunn....

 3. waiting for interview result!!
 Imtihaan hogai Intzaarki. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki... ye
 hame hai yakeen.....???

 4. just joined
 Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast.....

 5. after some time...
 Ye kahaan aagaye hum??

 6. After some more time...
 Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai,mere jindagi kya ek kati
 Pathang hai (booohoooo)

 7. floating the resume
 kabootar ja ja ja. kabootar ja ja ja.pehele payr ki peheli chitti

 8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer
 Jina yehaan, marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan.