Facts
{+} I hate underwear
{+} Mana scares me
{+} So does Hilary Clinton
{+} So does Hilary Duff
{+} Actually the name "Hilary" is scary in and of itself
{+} I hate politics and don't like to get involved
{+} I used to have a cat
{+} She got ran over by a kid on a SCOOTER
{+} Takki and Tsubasa are in love
{+} hide isn't dead
{+} I think smoking is stupid
{+} I am very hentai
{+} I like roses
{+} I used to be scared of Ursula in The Little Mermaid
{+} Wait. I still am.
{+} I live on Pepsi
{+} I took Spanish
{+} And French
{+} And German
{+} I hated all three
{+} I've never had a boyfriend
{+} Boys are stupid unless they're Japanese
{+} I hate washing my hands
{+} Sweatpants are of SATAN
{+} I swear every damn minute of every fucking day
{+} Jet Li would kick Jackie Chan's ass in a fair fight
{+} I'm a vampire
{+} Dragons are real
{+} Salad is the best damn food on the whole damn planet
{+} The Ninja Turtles are real; I've met them
{+} Shrek is cooler than snot
{+} Yasu has a girly voice
{+} Frodo's a dork
{+} I never fell into the Legolas craze
{+} But I fell into the Orlando Bloom one
{+} I used to be obsessed with Yoshiki
{+} It was so bad that I thought I saw him in the bathroom mirror once
{+} I did my hair like his in their early days
{+} I heard a rumor he was a girl and swore I would be a lesbian if he was
{+} I had the freakin weirdest dream where I woke up and Yoshiki was in bed with me and I was so happy. My cat jumped on the bed and meowed and I was even happier because she had just been killed by the evil scooter kid. Then she turned into Toshi who bit my hand off and snogged Yoshiki senseless. Then they left together and I was all alone with my hand lying on the bed in a pool of blood. It really sucked.
{+} I've been slightly afraid of Toshi ever since
{+} I used to eat grass
{+} Dogs suck and should all be fried and eaten
{+} Gackt and Hyde are having an affair behind Megumi's back HA
{+} I'm nocturnal
{+} Britney Spears is the antichrist
{+} Weird Al has weird hair
{+} I love a good guitar solo
{+} Hamsters are smarter than most humans
{+} Video games are cool
{+} T.M. Revolution is an angel
{+} Kyo is a demon boy
{+} If the two of them met Kyo would fuck the innocence out of Takanori, but Takanori would release Kyo from his evilness
{+} Parties are dumb
{+} I work at Best Buy
{+} I would kill for a little slave like Jaken
{+} I have a skateboard
{+} But I'm so lazy I've never ridden it
{+} Not even once
{+} Happy Bunny is my friend
{+} Cucumbers make me horny