"I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain."
"You're not a praying mantis are you? Sorry...someone else."
"We're your bosom friends, the friends of your bosom."
"Okay, Giles and orgies in the same sentence I could have done without that one."
"Someone else's loss is my chocolately goodness!"
"If they hurt Willow, I'll kill you."
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."
"Those who can do. Those who can't laugh at those who can do."
"It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."
"A slayer, huh? I knew this 'I'm the only one. I'm the only one.' thing was just an attention-getter!"
"So, you're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman."
"Neural clamping. That sounds skippable."
"Ok, on sleazing extra candy: Tears are the key. Tears will normally get you the double-bagger. You can also try the 'you missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate."
