"Yes, she's lovely...In an extremely common, well-proportioned way."
"Let me be sure I have this right - this witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells ...so that she can become a *cheerleader*?"
"You're not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?"
"That was hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make...That wasn't quite as comforting as it was meant to be."
"Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires, and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!"
"Things involving the computer fill me with childlike terror, Now if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element."
