"Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
"It actually kind of turns me on."
"I fear you." -- Buffy & Xander
"Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?"
"I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath?...Nah." -- Buffy & Xander
"Have I ever let you down?"
"Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?" -- Buffy & Giles
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Deadboy on this one."
"Could you not call me that?" -- Xander & Angel
"Goody! Research Party!"
"Will, you need a life in the worst way." -- Xander & Willow
"Angel was in your bedroom?!"
"Ours is a forbidden love." -- Xander & Willow
"Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone."
"No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old girl to unplug her phone." -- Giles & Xander
"Can you say 'overreaction'?"
"Can you say 'sucking chest wound'?" - Buffy & Xander
"Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
"Maybe because they met her? Did *I* say that?" -- Giles & Willow
"We are totally overreacting."
"But it's fun isn't it?" -- Buffy & Xander
