"You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine."
"I won't wear my button that says, 'I'm a Slayer. Ask me how!"
"To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing."
"Why go to all the trouble to dig up three girls only to chop them up and throw them away? It doesn't make any sense. Especially from a time-management standpoint."
"Gee, I wish people wouldn't leave open graves lying around like this."
"The dead guy's all puddly now."
"We killed eachother. It really promotes togetherness."
"...he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was this little, little exacto knife...you're_not_loving this story."
"A cranky slayer is a careless slayer."
"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."
"Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good."
