Dark ROSC: hi
GojirottX: Hi
Dark ROSC: when's the new issue of Rodent Race?
Dark ROSC: Is Josh in it?
GojirottX: I don't know yet. O.o
Dark ROSC: Will the emerald shards be found?
Dark ROSC: Can I be in it!?!??!
GojirottX: Lol
Dark ROSC: Are we there yet?
GojirottX: LOL
Dark ROSC: What's the meaning of life?
GojirottX: 42.
Dark ROSC: Why does the hand love ass and not pie?
GojirottX: Because ass is great.
Dark ROSC: Where did you get that tupe top from?
GojirottX: ... That idea scares me.
Dark ROSC: How come god hasn't come down to punish the wicked?
Dark ROSC: Why is the sky blue?
GojirottX: Peanuts.
Dark ROSC: Why isn't chris farley here, mommy?
GojirottX: He went to hell.
Dark ROSC: Is your mother good in bead?
GojirottX: ... ew.
Dark ROSC: Why is it that we can type W for that letter, but not a pair of U's as the name "Doubleyu" implies?
GojirottX: You mean uue aren't supposed to?
Dark ROSC: Is it true that if you play video games for long enough, you'll get a buzz?
GojirottX: works for me.
Dark ROSC: You've jsut won one million dollars! Click on the one-pixel-sized, transparent pop-up to claim your prize now!
GojirottX: YAY!
GojirottX: *clicks randomly*
Dark ROSC: If someone was laughing at you, teasing you for having two nostrils, what would you do?
GojirottX: Kick their ass and laugh at them for having two assholes.
Dark ROSC: If x = 3 and y = j, then how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
GojirottX: 6.
Dark ROSC: Ok, hotshot. someone sets up you the bomb and you're on your way to destruction. How do you make your time?
GojirottX: With lots and lots of sex.
Dark ROSC: If the government was recording your interenet activity and you knew about it, but couldn't do anything to change that fact, what WOULD you do?
Dark ROSC: *jepordy theme plays*
GojirottX: Dance naked. That would stop anyone from spying on me.
Dark ROSC: Follow up question: It turns out the government is really gay, really REALLY gay, like "richard simmons gay," and they install extra cameras. What now?
GojirottX: Get a female to dance naked. An ugly female.
Dark ROSC: Ok, here's a "worst case scenareo" one: If your left shoe (it's critital you remember: LEFT shoe!) is about to give birth, what do you use to clean up the resulting puddle of diseased Tardar sauce, and why?
GojirottX: I use Raysel's shirt, because of the comedic value.
Dark ROSC: If a man comes up to you and starts speaking in french, and when you tell him you don't know french he then humps your leg and starts talking in Japanese, how do you stop his dog from crashing the moon into the earth?
GojirottX: Pull out my magic ocarina and play like I've never played before.
Dark ROSC: Would you concier yourself heterosexual, but in denial of it?
GojirottX: I consider myself trisexual.
Dark ROSC: of you go to a bacon grease party but the DJ has a spleen attack and cannot mix the songs, and then they ask you to play songs from the mid twentieth millenium, what do you play?
GojirottX: POLKA, EVERYBODY!
Dark ROSC: of the people you know that are within your age range of 2 to 548.4 years old, how many do you think will make their dogs into musical instruments when they die?
GojirottX: 548.3
Dark ROSC: If your friend is impaled on a rusty spoon by a disgruntled elvis impersonator, how do you avenge him/her/it/yolk?
GojirottX: Break out the Richard Simmons drones and attack that fat rockstar wannabe.
Dark ROSC: Imagine if you will: All the world's toasters have combined with your highschool's class of 1956 to create the most powerful force the world has ever known....
GojirottX: Summon the Mecha-Krawnik!
Dark ROSC: If martha sewart came out wth her own brand of body-disposal equipment, would you endorse it?
GojirottX: God no.
Dark ROSC: Why?
GojirottX: Because Martha Stewart is a satanous wench from the bowels of Satan herself.
GojirottX: brb
Dark ROSC: sure you will.
GojirottX: back
Dark ROSC: liar
Dark ROSC: new question: if you found the guy who invented "lol", what would you do?
Dark ROSC: *ninja turtles theme, because the jeapordy one went o lunch break*
GojirottX: Smack him.
GojirottX: Smack him good.
Dark ROSC: Last question: If you learned anything from this quiz, what was it?
GojirottX: That you talk a lot.
Dark ROSC: alright, thank you for answering the questions. As promissed, your complementary tube of Yack Paste will arrive in your mail somewhere from 4 - 5 busines days.
GojirottX: Yay.