WHAT DO I DO WITH THOSE STUPID AOL CDS I GET IN THE MAIL?!?
That is question that goes through the minds of thousands, if not millions of people. Well, I've made a page dedicated to answering that question. With way more than just just one or two things to do. Yes, never again will you have to waste a CD that could be recycled in many, many ways. One thing though. Even with my imagination, help of friends, and loads of free time, I can't think of hundreds of uses just like that. But I'll add more and more uses every other update or so. I want to top 100, but it'll be hard. Well, without further pointless talk, here's the current list. So read on, my friend, read on, and learn many uses for those round, flat things those people keep sending you in the mail.
1)Throw it like a discus! (My personal favorite)
2)It can be a mirror.
3)It could make a pet's substitue scratching post.
4)Use something pointy to write on it.
5)Send it right back to the AOL people. (That'll show 'em!)
6)Put it in the microwave for a spark show! (Don't try this at home.)
7)You can draw on it and make "CD art!" (see #4)
8)They make interesting holiday deccorations.
9)You can actually INSTALL it in your computer...(God forbid)
10)Coasters. (Another very popular use)
11)Glue a few togather for a mouse pad.
12)Skeet shooting targets. (Pull! Bang! Got one!)
13)Can be sharpened into a primative cutting tool.
14)Glue them onto a large ball to make an AOL disco ball!
15)Several sewn togather can make various nets.
16)Something to break when your mad. (Careful: sharp shards)
17)Turn your radio control car into a monster truck with CD-wheels!
18)Just melt them. (Fire, heh-heh, Fire, huh-huh. Fire RULES!)
19)Foreward mail CDs to friends to annoy them.
20)Glue to the top of a cup for a pen holder
21)Solar Eclipse glasses (They actually work!)
22)A flat funnel. (Easy packaging)
23)With an axel, it can be a pizza cutter.
24)Shiny Dreamcatchers. (But with AOL CDs, it might give you nightmares.)
25)Glue two of them to a hat for mickey mouse ears.
26)Put them in an axel to make a big yo-yo.
27)Stick a firecracker throught the hole and blow it up!
28)Prank earring gift
29)Strange sex toy
30)Break apart, glue shards to round object for make-shift disco ball!
31)Dicect them boilogy style, but for an electronics class!
32)Mail to strangers to get them pissed at AOL!
33)Prop one up for rubber band shooting practice
34)Fun prank: Create a funny label like "My viruses" or something like that and leave it in a friend's computer.
35)Make a few of them into a bong. (don't ask, a stoner friend of mine thought of that)
36)Stick a firecracker through the hole and blow it up again!
37)Use as headlight reflectors! (Pay back for the high-beamers!)
38)Worship it as some holy symbol or something. (AOL cult! "No wonder it's number one...No wonder it's number one...")
39)Warp the CD to make a funnel.
40)Warp one just for the fun of warping it!
41)Use to signal aliens. (But with AOL, they'll want to blow us up!)
42)Use as a makeshift white flag for surrender. (If you do, though, I'LL shoot you!)
43)It can be a really crappy mouse pad.
44)Hubcaps for your gocart!
45)Glue them to the bottom of your skateboard! (Nice design and protection from grind scratches!)
46)Do #45, but with your snowboard! (May require a bunch of CDs.)
47)Tie it to a baloon and let it fly away. (Best during dusk, or a time when it's a little dark but light can still reflect off the CD.)
48)Stick a M-80 in the hole, light it, and...well, you know what happens.
49)Get it gold plated before you wear it. (And look like an idiot...in style!)
50)Test various chemicals on it (the more flamable, the better) and anilyze the results.
51)Reflect light off them to shine in people's eyes.
52)Reflect light off them to signal people.
53)Show them off to people who are stoned. They'll freak out at how shiny it is.
54)Throw them at moving�cars when your bored!
55)Make a dress out of them! (ol' dude saw this one on halloween)
56)Glue them to yer arse and slide down staircases!
57)Eat it like a flat, shiney donut!
58)Grind it up and put it in chili! (*crunch* Owww!)
59)Scan the label, burn a bunch of cd's with porn on them, and print out the scanned aol labels, and send them to yer friends!
60)Break 'em, and glue the pieces onto a bike helmet, and draw stoned people�to you just like the pied piper!
61)Glue razors to the outside edge, and it becomes a bladed frisbee of death!!
61)Use it to hypnotise someone
62)Put it in a skeet luncher, and shoot it at birds!!
63)Prop them up under car wheels, so when it moves, the person thinks they hit something!
64)A hobo's form of currency!
65)Cheap chewtoys for dogs! (Warning: not exactly safe)
66)Put them on the bottom of your shoes, and go grind on handrails!
67)Use the bladed frisbee of death to fend off Rosc Man!
68)Use them to build a solar oven!
69)Attach bottle rockets to them and simulate UFO sightings!
69)Glue them to your car so it looks abso-F'King-lutely retarded!!
70)With a little warping (Edit: a LOT of warping), it can be used as a cup!
71)Half-assed show-and-tell project! "I brought...The most annoying thing ever!"
72)Pull yer pants down, glue them to yer arse, and hop backwards into your parent's room!
73)With a little warping, it can become a really stupid bracelet!
74)When warped properly, demented handscuffs!!
75)Throw them at cops! (note: get health insurance first!)
76)Have contests and see how many you and yer friends can shove down yer pants at once!
77)Use them as a plain old good way to piss somebody off!
78)Use it as an extortion tool! "gimme all your money, or i'll install AOL on yer comp!!" (safe difference, eh?)
Uses #54-78 are from [email protected]
That guy has problems...