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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

You're only young once; you can be immature forever.

Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

No matter what u say, we Azns neva die - we just retaliate with hate...then we multiply.

"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."

Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.

Brain over - Insert coin

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Facts are stubborn things.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.

I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing.

If it ain't broke, break it.

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death.

Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!

So many pedestrians, so little time.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

Hold a hard drive to your ear -- listen to the C:

It's all fun and games,'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *SPORT*

Flies spread disease -- Keep yours closed!

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.