"I�m decorating my locker�with streamers!� � v. rasiah

�You must be self-disciplined and correct all your work.� � m. whatley

�Salty.� � s. rykov

�What did I do?� � j. ballaret

�She loves my yellow stockings and garters of black � if this is love I�ll never look back!� � b. hackett as malvolio

�YOU SHUT UP!� � j. wong

�Yeah-ok.� � j. lau

�Mandarin�s a good restaurant. It has so much variety.� � j. wong

�Mrs. Whatley, I know you�re gonna go burn all those pictures of us!� � v. rasiah

�You was lyin� to me, man!� � v. rasiah

�Don�t risk your future for the pleasure of the moment.� � m. whatley

�It wasn�t me!� � v. rasiah

�There is no I in TEAM.� � m. whatley

�Flibbity-jibbit.� � b. hackett

�What is popular is not always right � what is right is not always popular.� � m. whatley

�Leave my mother alone.� � c. cadore

�Al-righty then.� � e. hopwood

�Like�you�re gonna have a babeh.� � e. gibbons

�Let�s make a website for people with braces! I�ll be Nicola Flossright and you�ll be Rosy Brushalot!� � n. dove

�heheheh�no.� � e. hopwood

�You know, we can�t afford to pay for broken windows.� �v. rasiah

�Actions speak louder than words.� � r. commandeur

�He�s sooo hot.� � v. rasiah

�Make-a-me.� � sean y.

�Schnitzel.� � m. ortino

�Going to church doesn�t make you a Christian, just like living in a doghouse doesn�t mean you�re a dog.� � r. commandeur

�You meanie-bellini.� � b. hackett

�I�m gonna tell my mommy off-a you!� � e. hopwood

�Look into these eyes. Do they look like they care?� � r. arumainayagam

�Every time I turn around something happens.� � j. baptiste

�Hey it�s Franklin. Where�re all your friends?I have friends?� � b. hackett, c. cadore

�He put bug germs on me!� � r. leung

�We have to give Stanley a funeral!� � v. rasiah (Stanley � her highligher)

�Poootaaaatoooo" - l. davidson, n. dove (mimicking you-kno-who in grammar class)

�No! Dont eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!� - j. lau

"I blinked." - s. park

Jazmyn B.: �Guys, I can�t sleep.�
All Girls: �Jazmyn�shut up!!�

Victorine R., Sarah D.: �XYZ.�
Blaise C.: �Oh good; you know your alphabet.�
Victorine, Sarah: "The barndoor's wide open."
Blaise C.: "Huh?"
Victorine, Sarah: "Check your zipper!!"
Blaise C.: "OH!"

Victorine R.: �So how many days is the boat cruise?�
Mrs. Wong: �How many days? How many hours?!?�

Blaise C.: �Haha, Liz is the mailman.�
Timmy S.: �Shut up, Blaise! You�re the family dog!�

Chris C.: �Why do you hate me?�
Rachel C.: �I don�t hate you � I just have a STRONG dislike for you.�

Deborah H.: �No, no, I don�t like Sam anymore.�
Rachel C.: �Anymore? So that means you did like Sam.�
Deb H.: �No, no, I don�t like Sam.�
Jack W.: �Yes, Sam has many girlfriends.�
Victorine walks into the room.
Jack W.: �Oh, look � here comes one now.�

�That's rachel discrimination!" - r. commandeur

�when you gotta go, you gotta go." - v. rasiah

�What? Coin?" - v. rasiah (imitiating you-know-who and intending to say "corn"

Rosanne L.: �Okay everybody, settle down! It's Friday! We're all tired."
Everyone is uncannily silent.
Victorine R: "Ooh, Fiesty gettin' angry..."

Rachel C: "Rosanne, you're so smart."
Nicola D., Blaise, Timmy: "Yeah, Yeah, I know, isn't she? Holy!..."
Various agreements sweep across the room.
Sarah D.: "And to think she's only human."
Brandon H.: "No she's not."
Gets shot a dirty look from Rosanne. Everything falls eerily silent.
Brandon H.: shrinks "Sorry..."

Mr. MacNeil: "What? That website is the devil!"
Liz B.: "Yeah, who cares?"
Mr. MacNeil: "You rebel! Rebel!"

Mrs. Whatley: "You have to write at 14 page report for tomorrow..."
Class gasps. Cries of "no" and "why" and "i wet myself" ring out.
Mrs. Whatley: "April Fools!"