.:FUN THINGZ TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Leave a box between the doors.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's A Small World" repeatedly.

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator...be sure to wear yours upside down.

Say Ding at every floor.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.