Friend,
When you are sad.... I will buy you a Friendly's sundae and help plot revenge on the bastard that pissed you off.
When you are blue... I will dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile... I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared... I will rag on you every chance I get.
When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
When you are confused... I will use smaller words to explain it to you, dope.
When you are sick... stay away from me, because I don't want what you have.
When you mess up... I will say "I told you so."
When you fall... I will laugh at you.
This is my oath that I pledge to the end. Why, you ask? Because you're my friend! |
