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Wherein I Rant About (And Parody) FY OVA 1
I`ll say it again ... I LOVE Fushigi Yuugi! It`s one of the best animes that I have ever seen and I really, really love it.
When I finished the series, I bawled. The ending was so amazing, and I cried for over an hour. I was so sad it was over ...
So I start watching the first OVA ... and all I could think when I finished it was something along the lines of: HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??????
It did not make sense. It was retarded! There was no sense to it ... like ... at all!
So I thought, for your enjoyment, I`d put together a nice little parody of FY`s first OVA.
(Contrary to what I say here, I love Tamahome, love Miaka, and love Tetsuya/Yui)
**SPOILERS FOR FY ANIME. If you want to watch the anime and care about spoilers, you probably shouldn`t read this ... although most of the spoilers are things that were BOUND to happenat the end of FY**.
Okay. My Parody.
EPISODE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(cast on a busride)
Tamahome - WOWEE! THIS TRAIN RULES!! (As if I were HAVENT lived in this world my whole life ..)
Miaka - *eats something*
Everyone - hahahaha.
Tamahome - What? Someone calling me?? AHH!! *vanishes*
Miaka - TAAMMMMMAAAAHHOOMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Scene 2
Tetsuya: The book is gone from the library!!
Everyone: *GAAAASSP*!!!
Keisuke: Wow! People could be, like, getting sucked into it and earasing people and stuff. Don`t ask me how I know this.
Tetsuya: Yui and I are going out!! Really. See, I`ll show you! I love her so much I`ll break my glases.
Miaka: *says something vaguely intelligent*
Scene 3
Tamahome - Wow, I`m back in the book! Somehow! I should go talk to the king!
Little King Dude - 50 years have passed! Come see a shrine!
Tamahome - Wow! A shrine *Shrine eats him*
Little King Dude - YOU ARENT Tamahome! *banishes him*
Random Girl - *to Tamahome* Hi, Nakago!
Viewers: Wow!! This is a little intense and really fast paced, but it could end up being REALLY interesting!
EPISODE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamahome - i`m not Nakago!
Girl - Uh-huh!
Tamahome- Naw-hah!
Girl - Uh-huh!
Tamahome- Naw-hah!
Girl - Uh-huh!
Tamahome- Naw-hah!
Girl - Uh-huh!
Tamahome- Naw-hah!
Girl - Uh-huh!
Tamahome- Naw-hah!
Girl - Uh-huh!
Tamahome- Naw-hah!
Girl - Let`s have sex!!
Tama - WHAT??? NO!!!
Girl- *sniff*
Viewers: O_o
Scene 2
Chichiri: I haven`t aged a day since FY!
Tasuki: Me neither! *throws a spaz and acts highly Tasuki so viewers remmeber what anime they`re supposed to be watching*
Chichiri: Gees, dumbass, stop being so stupid.
Shounen-ai writers: OMGOTP4EVAHOMG!!!!!!!!!
All other viewers: WTF IS GOING ON???
Scene 3
Tamahome: WTF IS GOING ON???
Bandits o Doom - ATTACK!!!
Tamahome - *kills bandits. Using Nakago`s powers*
Viewers: *begin to sob. Still waiting for explanations*
Leader Bandit - Stupid Nakago. I hate you.
Tama - But I`m NOT Nakago! Nakago was blonde!
Leader Bandit - No! Tamahome was blonde!
Tama- I`m TAMAHOME!!
Leader Bandit - Oh, by the way, just to confuse the poor audience more ... It`s only been a YEAR since you left the book! *dies*
Viewers: *begin to lose ALL hope*
Tama- thanks, pal. *gets drunk on sake*
Girl - *to herself* MWHAHAHAHAH!! I AM REALLY .... TOMO!!!! yes, drink the stuff that will make you lose you memroy and hate your friends, Tamahome! I`ve created this whole freaking illusion JUST to do this! Including seducing you! Did I mention I`m actually a guy? And DEAD??!?
Scene 2
Yui - I took the book! *plot twist* *gets sucked into the book as the Genbu Priestess .... for some reason*
Miaka - Wait for me! *gets sucked in as well*
Keisuke and Tetsuya: *brink beer*
EPSIODE 3!!!!!!!!
Tamahome: *has viewings of death, blood and torture ... all of which he seems to find pretty damn amusing*
All Characters who Died in Anime - HI!
Nakago`s Ghost - I`m a good guy now .. kinda.... BYE!*is never seen again*
The Devil - *pops up* Ahhahah! I have an evil plan that so freaking complicated I don`t even get it!!
Everyone: NOOOOOO!
Random relevation: This is all happening because the two worlds are connected! (Don`t ask WHY, HOW, or WHEN this happens.)
Yui - I should really do something about that *summons ... Genbu ...* Tick off first two wishes wishes at the speed of light, (they are both stupid) sever the worlds.
Tamahome - *recovers miraulously from memory loss* awwww ... so Miaka and I have to separate??
Ugly Old Woman: Yes.
Everyone - boo.
*Insert 2 second love scene*
*Worlds separate*
*something about randomness*
*Tamahome is reincarnated, thus making this entire exercise utterly pointless*
Viewers: .... *edge away from TV slowly*
