Falling through the air
Everything passes in a blur
My screams are carried away by the wind
It drowns everything out
Except for the roar of wind and silence
No one can catch me
As I fall
If they tried
They'd fall with me
Terror clamps my throat shut
I can't breath or even scream anymore
Falling through the air
Colors become a thick haze
Light and dark turning into grey
Sudden stop
Crimson explodes before my eyes
A spike of onyx and ebony
Reaching toward the sky
From which I fell
Darkness falls upon me
All consuming
I can't escape
I'm pinned down
With the weight of the spike
I can't move
And my clothes are damp
With what I cannot tell
Red and black take over my sight
And I fall yet again
But this time into eternal sleep
From which there is no waking
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Absolute Non-Sense
Written 9-27-00
Dude, kickarse
Midget-boy Miles
Spiffmonsters
And squishness
Squishness is
Contagious
They killed
Ur-anus
Cousins my
furry backside
Stupid little
Coloured blobs
They used to be
My cranium
My spelling can
Kiss Zelgadis' anal
Canal
Isn't that in Panama
Sparkles my big toe
Jam, lots of it
And a spot of honey
In my mucus membrane
Dude, shut up!
Fuck off
Ciao!
Nein, das ist�
A Slime-Half
Yay!
Pardon my lack of
Psychosis
Moondust will blow your brain
To smithereens
Dude, I'm serious
Psycho-spasmatic
Wombat-boy
Powderpuff bimbos
Brittany Spears is Satan
And ghetto-white boys
Disguised as Xelloss'
Hangnails
Fuzzy bubbles
Hide in my closet
And eat
Rabid Pikachus
Snarfblatz
And boomerangs
My dog turned into a
furrpile
And hasn't moved since
Arg
Please pass the
Pickled rectums and speed
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5th Period Algebra
(before the tardy bell)
Boredom
What the hell
A Pickle and
Two sausages
No, a pickle
And two eggs
Or a Sausage
And two Oranges
Or maybe some Meatballs?
Oh Fuck that
Please remove
Your abdomen from
My I-ball.
Squishy squirtness
The fricking bell rang
Lauren killed the tape
I braided it
It died.
Time, time
Who's got the time
Shut that fricking
Pencil sharpener
UP.
Graph?
What do you want me to do with
Your pickle and banana split?
Pencils are made from
Synthetic Meatloaf.
That pencil is my brother's
Potato sack.
Dude, give me that earlobe!
Mr. Banks, that's my
Tumor boil!
What's that,
Sergeant Spudnick?
Miriam,
That panther is
Nekkid.
So what
That's the question
Purple-ishous
Bubble butt
Photograph
Have you seen my Trojan?
Horse.
I like horses.
Miles you moron
Zerinon wears
Condomized squishboxers
Shh.
Here he comes
She has no talent
Racist bitch
Fuck yuu
Shut up.
Give me my sticker
Gosh darn you!
"Out of the Asylum, and Into the Woods"
Out, out, and away!
Sirius Black has escaped
A life is hunted
Hide the boy, Black's after him
I'm standing behind the door
Why do they talk about me?
Should I say something?
Running from black dogs in alleyways
What's that?
Sirius Black is on the loose
Did you hear?
He attacked the Fat Lady
And read the passwords
Off a list
He attacked Ron!
Must've been scared off
By the screams
Who's that guy?
He's the new professor, stupid.
Why's he afraid of crystal balls?
That's the moon!
No way!
You mean he's a werewolf?!
Why does Snape hate him
So much?
Who knows
Harry! That's against the rules!
You could get expelled!
Oh no! Snape took
The Marauder's Map!
Now what do we do?...
Look what I got for Christmas!
Wow! That's the new Firebolt!
Hey! Professor McGonagall took it!
Why?
They think it's from Sirius Black
No! They'll tear it to pieces!
Arg! This isn't fair...
Everyone loves Defense Against the Dark Arts
Except for the Slytherins.
But that's okay!
Hey! There's that black dog again!
It's the Grim!
On the week of Easter,
On of our number shall leave us forever
Will you shut up?!
The Dementors make Harry ill.
I wonder why.
Don't tell Draco.
Why were they at the game?
EXPECTO PATRONUS!
Those weren't dementors,
Those were Slytherins!
Dumbledore's going to be so mad!
They're going to kill Buckbeak!
Sirius killed your parents, Potter.
If I were you, I'd want revenge.
No he didn't
Pettigrew set Sirius up!
Sirius was out to get Wormtail,
Who was disguised as Scabbers!
I let you sleep in my bed!
Yay! They got away!
Who did?
Sirius and Buckbeak!
Wormtail escaped as well.
Oh bother.
Don't leave, Professor Lupin!
What's that?
It's an owl.
Read the note!
I did.
Sirius is your Godfather?
Cool!
Agh! Stupid, feathery little git.