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                             I miss my Brandino! I haven't talked to him
                              in three days and I wanna cry! :sniffles:
                              At least I have my Ashey back. She was
                              banished from the puter of com, but her
                              frere tres aimable set internet back up for
her, so yet again I have a friend!!! I no longer am forced to stare at the computer screen wondering if I have a point to my existance. I no longer have to cry alone in the darkness wondering if I shall ever have a companion that understands me. Now I have Smurf back! :chortles: And we all know how much I love my Smurf! She's like a child! A very small, puking, crying, blood red, coughing, drooling child! Ohhh the joys of motherhood.

I love having a website up. Now instead of worrying about my problems alone, I have a place to put all of my hidden fears and insane thoughts where people COULD come and see but are too lazy assed to. :sigh: Oh well. I would update this weekly, but I know that no one would come and check it. I know that no one would love me as I love them. Except my Brandino, my Razzy, my Allie baby, and all my other fantab, beauteous friends. (Mon Allie enfant est tres belle!)

Anyhoo (teeheehee) how are we all? I am just magnif. I'm surviving. I'm happy you are here... reading this right now. If you were not, I would surely have no purpose in life and die a slow and miserable death! What fun that would be! :chortle:

I wish I could give Brandino kissles right now, but I can't! My smoochles remain unsmoochled! What to do! "Jonny..." LOL. NoNoNo. I already have an over-incestuous family. (not that I think any incest is too much)

It is now 1:34 in the morning on uh... December 27, 2001 and it has been confirmed that I have NO LIFE. Please, if you disagree in any way, shape, or form, please inform me before I blow my brains out. Shotgun ready! :click click: And a one... two... three... :BOOM!: Hooray for death! Suicide party at my house! Well, I'm going to bask in my nothingness some more and make moooooooore pages to this stupid little site of mine!

Smoochles!
Stephie!

Stephie is yet again kerazay! Where is her Bambino? It is now the fifth day of not talking to him or seeing him. How is a Stephie to survive? I'm tired. It's 2:45 AM. The Eye-tal-Eye-uns just left, so now I can do whatever I want. Ashey wants to leave me, but I'm making her stay because I don't wanna be alone. Ashey, you gave the alonaphobia to moiself. How dare you? :kills Ashey:

Ashey is recently deceased. Put flowers upon her marble grave. Click here to view her memorial. Ashey was my best friend. I miss her very much. :cries: What do I do without her? Who do I finish the SYs in the yearbook with? Who do I tell about my sexual escapades? Who else do I know that changed from asexual to spasexual? I need my Ashey! I plan to reincarnate her in a few days. :hooray!:

Return Brandino! I miss thee!!!

Kissles!
Stephie!