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Guess who�s back, back again�. And all the rest of that rubbish that gimp sings. A white rapper! It even sounds funny. So how�s the form all? And once again, I mean Dave. Any news out there in the land of tripe? Not much here. Its nearly 3 weeks since I put up some new info so I�ll try re-trace my steps and divulge the rubbish that�s happened.

As you probably noticed, my site looks a lot different. Its not perfect I know, but it�s a step in the right direction. I'll have the movie reviews up soon, but there�s loads of work in one of them, and I�m busy, so they could be a while.

Anyway, what have I been up to since I last wrote here? Well Dave, you already know I�ll go and get the dinner!!  Only taking the piss. Me thinks it was Sunday October 20th. I touch down in the beautiful Stab City with my faithful set of wheels. The house was in its usual state � dirty as fuck and it was all Joe�s mess. We all got bored, and that�s an understatement. So we decided to go to Shannon Airport. Fuck all happening out there so after driving around a roundabout a few times and making a security guard feel a little uneasy, we headed away, to a shop. Joe was hungry don�t u know. And it was at this shop that the adventure begun......

Firstly, Dave decided to destroy my seat in the car with chocolate. A pile of it. Like a shit it was. After an initial attempt of cleaning the seat, Dave sat in, not worrying about the heat of his arse as he farted melting the chocolate further into the upholstery.  Wimp. As I said, Shannon was shit so we headed home for a while. Maura and her knob were still there so another trip was on the cards. Our "Collecting a Stone from Every County in Ireland" challenge had really kicked in. We had 1 stone, from Clare. So another stone was overdue. Cue trip to
Cork.

So what else happened. I bought the Queen compilations album. Its fair good. I'm becoming a big fan of them at this stage. The music is just cool. I've a good few DVD's now aswell. Thats good. I always wanted a collection of something. Now I've CD's and DVD's. It's an expensive racket though.

The Bank Holiday came along next and I was working like a boyo all weekend. I was mainly standing at the door of the hotel collecting tickets and stuff. But I had to play music on the Monday night. It was a good night. Most of the women were having orgasms just looking at me. Pity they're all fairly passed it. Other than that I'd of got a shag!!!
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