yeah, that was a pretty interesting week for the common man living in limerick village. its no wonder george bush wants ireland on his side, i could almost see saddam inspecting his elite bunch of skanger generals that would be training the arabs in all sorts of divilment, and mr bush could counter with his irish marine regiment of 25 john deeres, 47 massey tractors and 35 shite spreaders myself and dave spent most of the week protecting thopsons house from the scourge of limerick skangers, i expect ill be seeing a lot more of the house in the next while, as rock thought it fit to deprive us of this nations fundamental
right, to watch the simpsons followed straight after by home and away every night after a hard days clowning around in collage. he took home our tele last thursday night for the cows to watch at home, so ive absolutly nothing to do in the evenings from now on. i suppose i could finally keep my promise to the mice living in my room and teach them to cycle, (they know i wont teach them the ancient art of fireing off the tool, that must be journey of self discovery i have told them
speaking of things to do, im stepping up my get off the fags compaign a minor step this week, and im going to be smoking those pussy silt cut white cigarettes that every smoker hates. im firmly on my way to giving them up now i think, for a while there i was think of following keef richards advice and taking up heroin to get off em, but i suppose my clothes would be all smelly then. im also buying a dickifone for myself and goodness knows what kind of crazy muttering will be on that, but theyl surely end up here 2.
i learnt a new song cheers big dave, its "all the small things" and its dedicated to all those fellas who have, i was just in hmv (as gay byrne says, HIV superstores) yesterday and i bought the clashes "london calling", preety good, but i got this magazine about the brit awards, so im going to do my selection of who wont win what but solud (eds note, brian, could yu put the titles in a diff colour preety please)
britishmale solo artist; david gray, but craig GAYvid will prob;ly win
british female solo artist: SE baxtor ill win that, but id give it to ms dynamite
british album coldplay of course
british group: i have to give one to the sugerbabes cos there so foxy, but otherwise id give this one to coldplay
best single: thse are all scutter so ill steal the award myself and give it to: the streets- weak become heroes
best brit urban act id give it to roots manuva, but the solid shit crew will probly nab it.
dance act : grovve armada. what the fuck is jamirkey doing there. in fairness
best breaktru artist: the streets
pop act: pink( they have the other nominees as gareff gates, willl young, blue)in fairness
international male solo: this ones hard, for the music it would have to go to nelly, but since im the king, come up mr mathers and take your prize
international femalkl: norah jones, burt avril lavinge illl get the thing on the night id say
international album : by the way- chilli peppers
internat group : chilli s
international breaktrh album: avril lavigne, whatever the fuck her albums calledhave told them.
heres the music review, this weeks artist is jimi hendrix, (brian, stick in the pictures): JIMI HENDRIX