Ramble #16
how big is yer cock, cmon spill the beans!
in my recent efforts to inject some originality into my rants here,i took it
upon my self to declare to the world the unique size and dimensions of my previously
unmentionables.i was talking to the lads one day and it just came out, (so i
quickly tucked it back in again and hoped they wodnt have noticed!). i found
myself a nice white ruler that would do justice to the whole operation, and
i reckoned if i could find a piece of string to wrap around the aforementioned
jingler, i wouldbe able to tap out the girth dimensions. thats the circumference
to the silly people at the back. to find out the diameter of my knob i would
apply the following formula i copied from another site
The distance around a circle is called its circumference.
The distance across a circle through its center is called its diameter.
pie is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
For any circle, if you divide its circumference by its diameter, you get a
value close to pie. This relationship is expressed in the following formula:
C/D = where C is the circumference and D is the
diameter.
You can test this formula at home with a dinner plate (or penis, if one is so inclined). If you measure the circumference and the diameter of the plate/willy and then divide the circumference by the diameter, your quotient should come close to pie. Another way to write this formula is:
C = pie * D
so armed with this knoledge and a firm hand on my ruler and the other hand warming up, i set about my task when it was time to go to bed. the results were astounding. 17 inches all the way baby!
the official figures are:
height 6 inches. no more no less. i wasa tad bit disapointed to find that this
was it. i.e about 6.5 would be great. but never mindthat, hesa good lad, performs
his duties without hinderence and i thoroughly recomend the uses of it.
we dont have a girth /circumference measurement yet, due to the lack of a nice
piece of string. but our people are working on it. more details to follow