Summer Diary 2003
(as told by JP)
11 .39 on the 3/6/03
First day back at work
Today was a pretty hard one for thelad here, the first thing I noticed was my
natural body rythms were totally fucked up, having had to get up at 650 instead
of like 9 or 10. My arse was not to know the difference and was crackling all
day. But this is too much information. I shalll only write clean stuff from
now on.
In the line of toothpastes, I am using this Colgate™ herbal stuff, which
is really fresh. As tresh as fresh can be. New shite fresh almost.
I cut my middle finger today on my left hand, right on the tip, so I can't play
the guitar at all.
My face was feeling really rough when I got homre from work, with all the fecking
cement an wiotnot, so ive steated using this moisturiser stuff, which makes
me into a real girls blouse, but I don't care any more.
Thursday, 5/june/21003
Im pretty fit now again, if I may say so myself. Pretty hard in all the right
places, I feel really good.im down to 3 fags a day which is really healthy compared
to the end of collage.my finger is getting better, I can do some stuff with
it if I don't preess too harrde. (The guitar frets, god dammit.is everthing
sexual here isnt it? My word, what low morals ye all have. Oh well.
There were 3 massive spiders on my wall on top of the bed so I hunted them all
into a plastic bagwith a piece of paper and put them under the bed. I thought
it was 2 cold a night to trow trhem out. I know I wouldn't wqant to be trwn
out in it.
Friday 6/june/2003
I got a brital farmers tan tday, you know like right up til my elbows, and my
neck and head. I kind of look like this old chessboard that we used to have.
Cuorse I could only plsay droughjts on it.
Rock spread shite all over the field in front of our house, prick, my room smellys
like there was an army of fat bastards competing for the fart champion prize.
Whatever that might be. If he wasn't so be and such an nbice lad id probly clatter
him one. That's rock now, not the fart champion.
I figured out how to play stainds "its been a while", its fingerpicking
A C G and D, it aint quite right but whose here to argue.
Saturday 7/june/20006
You know how ive had this jinxed history wuith getting to see the matrix, yeah
its struck again. I believe for the 5th time now. Tom got the 1st one out, but
w3hen I went to watch it the putter crashed at chapter 121, and when I srarted
it up again it wouldn't read the dvd. But it works for the others, just not
for the matrix. Coincedence? Hmm, I think not. Damn you agent smith, I just
want to see it once, your some bollocks.
Bohemian like you is B D A E B A
TWIST AND SHOUT/ LA BAMBA = C F G
Sunday 8/june 2018
Ive just put down some really cool music, it was like really freaky to play
it. But now I cant get it back, and since no one else is here its lost forever.
So that's why im writing this, perhaps one day it shall return.
Paper beats stone, stone beats scissors, scissors beats papper.
Monday 9/june/520041
I had this dream last night, bryan thops, pecker edel maura an myself went into
this pub, dunno where, and butler was in having a pint. Wqhich by all accounts
was strangement enough, but we all had a great chat anyhow.
I had to leave after a while cos I had to get this key cut, dunno for what,
I poped into the key cutting shop, and there was this blonde haired girl doing
it for me. Cuttting the key that is, what else wold she be at.
Skater boy I reckon is some thing along the lines of this but I aint sore
D a b bflat, or it's a variation of that i.e D5 A5 B5 ctc
Sunday 6/jully /2003-07-30
Have just ecscaped from Ia time warp which coused me to lose about a month or
so. A lot happejned, but I aint going into it here.
I do be having a shaved head these days now; its self inflicted which ussually
results in some sort of cock up or minor bochment of my scalp. I nicked a huge
chunk off the back of my head there yesterday.
Ive also got this really weird thing happening with the skin on my back, its
really flaky, like it was moulting seson or something. I do put sudocream on
it fcos I must be allegic to something. Hard work probly.
Monday 7/july/2003
Great news, stevie wonderbum will not be returning to work with us when he gets
back from Australia, he he. I cannot stand the cunt, and more to the point neither
can Brendan, the booss mans father. They all think im stonewall mad, of course
I am when I spend the whole day pushing a wheelbarrow round. Its great crack
doh.
Off to wittness next Saturday with the notorius mr butler, cant wait, I mite
have t kip with E + M and her aunties cos I aint got no arrangements yet.
Tuesday July 14 2003
It could be the 15th either, im not sure, the avril lavigne c, d is growing
on a bit; you know how you always expect somethingf different from wots there.
The real butter in my bread right now is the frames SETLIST their such a class
band, alobeit tats a biased opionion. See witnees
Wednsday July 15/ 2003
I got the head ate off me by paddy fox today for washing stuff near his poxy
little man hole. Sorry paddy but, oh my god the world mite end tonight, and
shit, the manhole is blocked, were all fucked now like. Calm down paddy you
thick motherfucker
Wensday 30th July 2003
LAOIS ARE LEISTER CHAMPIONS FOR 2 WEEKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!! It's been fucking mad,
were playin Sunday against Armagh, goodness knows how thatl go, but were the
fucking champions!
As I write this seriously unwell, ive got a sore throat, headaches, runny nose,
your health is your wealth.
The coolest thing happened tday, I was just coming up the corridor, an the
front door was opewn, and there was this pigeon there on the doorstep. He was
tame cos hed a ring on his leg, so I stood there so I wouldn't frighten him
off, and he just hopped in, walked over t me an started pecking at my shoes
so I walked out after a tiny bit. Really cool thouigh.