well how are all the folks on the farm getting on, today is sarurday the 3rd of may, only (18-3=15) 15 more days til the auld exams start. i think, itsa round then anyway. ive spent the entire morning avoiding the books, theve been lying on the bed since 9 o clock, but im too afrad to open em . im going to do a tax question but i dunno how, so ill just be shgowing off my own ignorence. what else, ive officially tabbed my arrangement of "3 blind mice" as i heard it was reqrested of joe to play the other night in my absence. so here it is;
3 BLIND MICE copyright 2003 mistersj.p delaney and fozzy bear
A C G
3 blind mice
A C G
3 blind mice
D F G
see how they run
D F G
see how they run
D G D G
they all ran after the farmers wife, thaey cut off her bush with a carving knife
A C G
3 blind mice,
ands so on. ive put a really heavy metal kink at this point of the song, but its all in my head so i cant put it down, but i think its some pretty funky shit. ill play at my next concert.(the whole copyright thing means that every time someone like dave or joe, or creano plays my veresion they have to pay me, oh say 35 cents. just in case the accouunting thing doesnt work out, I shall be rich beyond my wildest dreams. yeahhh)
and also to thank pecker and edel for minding my jumper, ive also started playing " wheres me jumper" from the sultans of ping, i promise to play that next time im there. if im in the mood of curse.
i sould also today go dpown to butlers house to pay him his money, but its such a rotten day outside i dont think i will. ive to go over to rocks house some part of the weekend to give irene some cake, but that seems like hard work too.
i must write some shit about the scooby gangs night out, even if i wasnt there maself. what the fuck is the story with pecker and the globe (1ST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB), can you not just go for a piont without battering some poor little drug-dealing skanger to tiny little bits? you little begbie you! ah no, im awfull proud, nice one by the sounds of things. wish i was there for it.
and now joe, you adulterous bastard, mend your evil ways before its too late and your knicker factory empire comes tumbling down round your ears. steves a good man, give him his wife back
its like im standing here in the sitting room off thopsons house saying how ya to ye all
i must say hello to miss dillon too, you can say hello to me back next time i see ya. if i was there edel would probly be out on the stairs sucking bensons
cheers big dave.uuuuuuuuuuuuuughh. and ya i know you wouldnt be in the sitting room with ever one else.
well brian your looking well, and so is everone else in the house. i think ill go do my tax now. the correct way to caclulate capital gains tax is;
sales proceeds - cost of purchase(indexed at a rate of so many years that you own the house or land) - (any enhancement expenditure, also indexed from year incurred) = amount taxed at 40% cgtax. you might only dispose of part of the whole lot eder, so you have to stick in formulas such as ones that i cant think of in my head right now.
all abord, good, bye.