i must say last friday was 1of the most exciting days ive had in a long time. the whole thing started ordinarily enough, i got up, and as there wasnt anyone else around i was walking round in the nip before i had a shower. grand, that done i was drying myself off, when i discovered i didnt have any fresh boxers to put on! not that the rest were dirty or anything, its just i was fresh from the shower and so i wanted fresh stuff to put on. what was a man to do? i asked, it was getting near collage time, so the only thing i could do was stap on a pair of jeans and march bravely out into the world.
everthing was grand in the house, but as soon as i started walking to collage things started to take off. i really mean taking off now. id only walked about 500 yards and things were clearly visible. it was if there was a massive bongo party in my pants going on, everything was dancing around like mad down there! until it reached the stage were there wasnt much dancing going on at all at all. so i go up to collage, and things quieten (soften ha) down once again. it was quite comforable when i was just sitting down, quite a liberating experiance it must be said. but after class i had to walk down to the shop to get grub, the
little chap stood tall once more. on the way back normal coverage resumed and it behaved itself for the rest of the day. mostly.
i went home, conor noone came in for a cup of tea, but i didnt have any milk so he had it black, i text maura to tell her i would be coming in on daves bike, did that got on the bus talked to butler for a while on it cos i was standing up (really standing now,on my legs, dirty minded so and so's). But all the time i had a nice airy feeling going on in my crotch, which was quite fun. ive had boxers on now for the rest of the weekend as its quite cold in my house during the day, but i do think i shall repeat the experiance in days to come. while all this room in your pants is good however, there several big disadvantages to the whole comando thing;
1 there is a danger of leaving your fly open, and coming out to greet unsuspecting foxy chicks
2 there is also a danger of accidentaly knocking mugs, jugs, and stuff of tables while being out to greet afore-mentioned
chicks
3 there could be hot tea in the mug, ouch!
4 you could be pulling your fly up and things could get cought up in things that they souldnt
5 you have to be REALLY CAREFULL when wiping your ass, well, for obvious reasons. you wont be able to pass that off as chololate stains you know.
6 why, you could catch a chill of course
all in all thogh, i would thouroughly recomand it. have fun and be carefull.
while im here, on a totally separate subject, i had a drweam the other night that i was going down to thompsons house, and id allways steal a pair of peckers shoes when i was going home. then one day the lads are up in my gaff (we're still waiting for that hoover by the way) and pecker finds about 7 pairs of shoes up in my room. im like, "oh i didnt know they were yours, i thoght my mother got them for me" . very strange. oh well, i must go now, ive got to write a 3000 word report and i only have 1249 words done so far. bye