Ramble #1
Well here I am at 5.47 on a Saturday somewhere in janury, ive nothing better to do it seems than be tinkering away at the putter, today was some day for the munster boys and girls they bet the scutter out of gloster tday, a  bit of English ass rapping always fills the heart with joy and great cheerfullness. Anyway, the little red rooster and me were driving down on the jjk last week and it ended up that i said id write a article now and then for the site. Oh yah, some muppet from ul ran off with thompsons bag, for a reputable collage they have some stupid fuckers going to it. If your ever reading butler, Im not including yu!

So we got that back I stayed in thompsons gaff Sunday nite, mond mornin went to collage, I had a presentation that day, and I hadn't seen the stuff I wud talk about in 3 months, got that done, every one saids mine was the funniest so that was a result I suppose. Tuesday nothing happened, wedensday I must really learn to spell soon should be doing this on word, on wensday i made my debut in the indoor soccor with the lads. that evening started off ok, i was to be down in the house for 7 to go to play. fair enough says i, what better way to get therre than by bus eireann. so, armed with a cuple of milk tray sweets i popped down to the bus stop. i was waiting ten minutes, and still no sign, 5 milk tray sweets later (all gone by now) and their still wasnt a bus . i had a ciggie then surely i wont finish it the bus must be due any second i thought. fast forward to about 10 mins to 7, brian rang me, like, where the fuck are ya j.p sort of thing. i was waiting for fecking 40 minutes at this stage, desparate times called for me to start running into town a, a good 2 kilometer run at least. off i went, got to the house eventually, where i met joe annd brian on the way out i collapsed on the couch, then struggled down the street tryiong to keep up with the two chaps laughing at me.

well we drove out with 2 lads, spent ages checking out the talent in the aerobics class, mmm nice,and then we started playing footy. this was grand for 2minutes, when suddenly, what is certain to be the low point of 2003 so far happened. timmy had the ball ready t clear it, i could have tried stopping him by, i dont know, my foot maybe. what did i do instead only stick my enormous knob in the way to see would that do the job! man, well that was rather uncomfortable and i dont think ill be doing it again ina hurry. in fact i do recommend anyone not to try it out.

i was allrite after a while anyway i played shit hot football for the rest of it, then we went home. we were just coming up to the castle, when there was a big hold up.we thought the paddies were pulling for safety belts but  no, ther was a  crash between 2 fire engines,and a car crashed into the side of a bus to demonstrate what had just happened. some little knackers were standing nearby, and they had the scene tidied up in 5 seconds flat, they are 2 fire engines and a bus being joyridden round the streets of moyross, though i hear the car has since been burnt out in the back of little larry connors garden, at no.4.
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