Made a host of new contacts, acquaintances, friends and very good friends. You all know yourselves. I am truly grateful for everything.

Kenyan Music suddenly became a force to reckon with and has scaled from height to height.

Uhuru na Kazi was quickly transformed to Uhuru Hana Kazi.

Eminem silences his critics with the Eminem Show and 8 Mile. Now who's laughing?

Our friend the MP for Sabatia discovered quick smart that when kenyans tell you to stay in Rainbow my son, you do just that, and in very short order. Vice Presidency, Presidency or even Papacy shall not save you from the will of the people.

One Julius Sunkuli, he of the red carpet treatment, was trounced summarily. So was his unimaginative counterpart, one Katana Ngala. Nowadays when I want to sleep in a hurry I decline to count sheep and instead count Katana Ngalas. Bet if the feller read aloud he'd put himself to sleep

If the Neptunes can give Puff Daddy, P Diddy or any other ridiculous name this gent chooses to call himself some rhythm, there is no one they cannot help (but they would have their work cut out with J Lo and Ja Rule). They sure kept my head bobbing

John Harun Mwau discovered that Kenyans are not impressed if you decline to use vehicles and instead opt to use a helicopter to travel everywhere, including to the John. They also don't care if you can electrify a whole village in three days. They don't care if you are a sharp shooter or a blank shooter. If you do not like your bearded person then your bearded person will not go far!

Uhuru Hana Kazi conceded gracefully his defeat. My hats off.

Danny Boy kept his word and relinquished power at the end. Again my hats off!

Anyone rallying under the KANU banner is having a very rough time being given instructions rather than issuing the same.

Arsenal Mbele! Arsenal Damu! THIS is a soccer club! Go Gunners go!

Osama Bin Laden and his jackass associates again visited our hallowed soils. it speaks volumes of their intelligence and aptitude that they managed to miss a large target like a commercial air liner with heat seeking missiles as the said plane was taking off. But then again some people could not hit the water if they fell off a boat.

A bunch of swine, who believe soap and showers to be tools of oppression from the white man calling themselves Mungiki reared their ugly heads (and I do mean it literally). A pistol whipping is needed urgently.

Jennifer Lopez released innumerable CD tracks and appeared in innumerable movies, leading to the torture of eardrums worldwide. If they really want Saddam and Kim to give up their weapons programs ship large quantities of her CD and her movies to Iraq and North Korea and they will not only cease the programs, they shall apply for asylum in the US. I cannot stand this good lady and would pay good money NOT to watch or listen to her efforts.

Ja Rule and his ridiculously named Murder Inc also collaborated to release a festival of earsores. (Someone should tell him that Murder Inc does not sound even half as catchy as Death Row.) IRRITATING!

Whatever Mariah Carey smokes or inhales, it has clearly expired and has been expired for quite some time. She should cease and desist!

George Saitoti, Joseph Kamotho and others got a right royal shafting from Danny Boy and his associates, in full daylight! The lunch time firing of Ministers became a normal event.

Extreme suffering under the flooding of the airwaves with nonsensical soap operas that seem to borrow liberally from each other. You cannot spend ten minutes without running into one. In particular I have issues with the South American ones, where the notion of lip-synching has been dismissed as a foreign and unnecessary concept

The Jay-Z- Nas feud nonsense was a poor attempt at converting the rap music industry into a two bob episode of Ploti Ten. Eclipsed solely by the Ja Rule feud. HA HA!!

Cam'ron's Oh Boy takes the biscuit as the most irritating attempt at music I have ever heard. The less said about this annoying 'hit' the better!

The only thing that Unites Manchester United is a festival of unadulterated bullsh!t. The less said about this club the better!