The photographer had shot Angelina all day long, and finally, his fantasy had come to fruition.  Earlier, he slipped some serum his friend had concocted which expanded its subjects with a thirty-pound weight gain five minutes after consumption.  Since he had gotten Angelina to dress up in lingerie, crying earlier in the day, it wasn't difficult for him to sway Ms. Jolie to pick up the alcohol and drink it, and she did.  Six minutes later...