Kristin

I decided to make a COLLEGE DICTIONARY. Not of big words with long definitions. Hell, I'm the worst speller, but I found the perfect dictionary for a college student.

ACA
Abbreviation for Acute Commitment Anxiety. It is a common disorder in young collegiate students who often hook up with many different women. Also used to explain someone's behavior. When a woman confides in one of her guy friends and says, "I can't believe that he is hooking up with her." Her guy friend (who is also friends with the guilty party) would respond, "It's not his fault, he suffers from ACA."

Asshole
A simple drinking game that involves a hierarchy of players from president to asshole.

Beer Goggles
One's perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes
unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and break dancing moves to look easy.

Beer Slut
A woman at the party who will get on any guy who is providing free beer.

BFE
Butt Fucking Egypt - really far from campus, and/or civilization. See also, Boonies.

Boonies
Far out of the way. Usually where you have to park your car in the student lot. See also, BFE.

Booze Snooze
A nap taken early in the afternoon to prepare for the night's party, after you've already been drinking. See also Party Nap.

Breaking the Seal
Going pee pee for the first time while drinking. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more frequent.

Butterface
A girl who has a great body but not an attractive face. Comes from.... "Everything looks good on her, but her face."

Cock Block
When one guy in a group interferes with another guy's efforts to score.

Crack the Spine
Opening a book for the first time. Often doesn't take place until the night before finals. Commonly used during bragging sessions when someone is selling back a book claiming to have never opened it.

Deja Booty
1) a situation in which an individual reunites with a former fling in a seemingly random - and ironic twist of fate.
2) a rare instance when one hooks up with a seemingly new person only to realize that they had hooked up in the past but forgot because they drank too much Gold Schalger that night with Cool Jay down the hall.

Dropping Ass
An extremely violent bowel movement after a weekend of bad bar food and beer, "Don't go in the bathroom, I just dropped ass like Hiroshima."

DTP (Drink Till Puke)
Term used to describe consuming alcoholic beverages until puking them back up. This amount can vary greatly from person to person, but is almost always a whole hell of a lot.

DTR (Determine the Relationship)
An inevitbale, yet painful, discussion that must take place in any relationship lasting longer than two weeks.

Fifteen Minute Rule
If a professor is more than 15 minutes late, the class may leave and not expect any repercussion. If the class is taught by a TA, the time is shortened considerably.

Got Five On It
A rule that allows an individual to leave his/her seat in a room and return within five minutes and still retain rights to sit there.

Hallcest
The dangerous act of getting with someone on your hall your freshman year.

Knocking It
Recreational intercoarse. Possibly from "knocking the boots." Possibly not.

MDA (Mysterious Drinking Accident)
What happens when you get drunk and hurt yourself in some way, but don't remember it. Evidence of MDA's include cuts and bruises and NO MEMORY how you got them.

Team Jesus
A group of militant religous students who porselytize and preach with extreme fevor and little tact. Also called the God Squad.

Walk of Shame
The long, humiliating walk across campus in the same thing that you had on last night after hooking up that night.

Wife Beater
A tight white undershirt worn by college males and stars of "COPS"--sleeves are optional; stains are manditory.

Wounded Soldier
A full beer found when cleaning up the next day after a party.