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Say hello to starlet of Room 409, Reyna Ramirez. Many people though call her Yna, but a few people i know of choose to call her Betty instead...but she aint no La Fea. You're gonna see more of her on-stage, strutting her gait on next years Mr&Ms. CRS - and we are prudently confident that she's gonna bring home the bacon. Know more of class starlet - hear her talk just about anything under the sun, from tea to nudity, from underarms to the Hunks...just make sure to hold still for she's gonna sweep you off your feet by her whirlwind. Get ready.

Q: What’s the best way to say hello?

Reyna: Actually, I’m not fond of saying hello to friends. I only say hello to acquaintances. For me “hi” is more intimate and also saying “huy” makes me feel “at home” with the people around me (even if it makes me jologs once in a while)

Q: If the price was right, would you pose half-naked for a magazine pictorial? In which magazine do you want it to come out?

Reyna: If the price is right I would gladly pose half-naked for a magazine pictorial. The most possible modeling project I would be offered is that of a center-fold for Good Housekeeping magazine on their Mother’s day special issue- CP Infants & The Caring Bossom

Q:Coffee or tea? Why?

Reyna: Tea. A Kankunis Tea. Drinking this kind of tea makes me do my number 2 easily. I have a poor diet and I sometimes suffer from constipation. If I drink Kankunis Tea, I would do my business at least 3 times a day, which is a real relief for me. If I get lucky, yellow blobs of fat would also be flushed out from my system making me feel I’ve lost a pound or two.

Q: If you were to star in a porn film, what would your name be?

Reyna: I would be Ramona Lipardo in Gagamba (subtitle) Ang Babaing Perya. This is about a sexy woman who works in a perya as a referee for the gagamba fight on a stick. Everything goes well, until there was an epidemic that caused the extinction of the gagamba population in Pandacan. Scared to lose her job, (here comes the porn part- a very vital part of the movie) she decided to imitate the sensual acts of the gagamba. She even went to the extent of bear walking across a 2 inch-thick alambre situated 50 feet from the ground- NAKED! She had a 65 year-old lover who had only a month to live due to Parkinson’s Disease. After the death of her lover, she became rich & was able to put her son to therapy for CP and was able to finance a penile enlargement surgery for her ex-husband whom she ended up with at the end of the movie.

Q: If you were to compare yourself to a fruit what would it be?

Reyna: Durian! I may smell bad but once you have a taste of me, you sure would ask for more.

Q:Which would you choose: a beautiful no-brainer or a smart hermaphrodite?

Reyna: I always want to be unique. I don’t want to follow the norms of society. I think being a smart hermaphrodite would set me apart from the crowd. Also, I wouldn’t have to worry if a get lonely at night because one thing is for sure, I’m going to have fun even if I’m all alone!

Q: With the promise of stardom, would you join the singing group “The Hunks”

Reyna: One of the kinkiest thoughts I always entertain is that of me being surrounded by a handful of “macho” guys who are only wearing white regular briefs (not the T-back ones) with their stone-hard bodies covered with baby oil! If “The Hunks” or if the Power Boys (whom I preferred more) would always be in this kinda get-up during our TV guestings in ASAP or MTB, then I wouldn’t mind joining their singing group- at all!

Q: What body part would you like to change? Why?

Reyna: I love everything about me- even my multiple love-handles! But there are two body parts I’m not proud to show off: my right & my left underarms. Only a handful of women are gifted with flawless, poreless, hairless underarms- & for sure, I’m not one of them! I promise myself, that after earning my first salary (from any means), I would treat myself to an underarm bleaching spa after that I would do commercials for Godiva whitening deodorant.