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PHANTOM POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE VEGGIE POOPIE : Instead of having the classic enteric mass and logs, you get to see a surprising green for a change. The bowl's a mess after, with pesto sauce splattered on the sides.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

THE PRACTICAL POOPIE: the #1 complaint of pt students just before the prax.

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Hi guys! This is something I wanna contribute to the “anything goes” part of our site…. Chino, da best ka talaga… I read the latest ‘work’ of yours… grabe, PLASTIC KA!! Hehehe joke lang….

Anyway, these are the list of the top 10 promises which were always & almost REGRETFULLY broken… I did some of them many many times & still I don’t learn. And I’m sure you did these too… and were heartfully sorry afterwards. Believe me, tried and tested na to. In random order: (oh come on, prioritize like u do in PT Sem!!!)

=) Hay naku, titigan mo pa lang yng libro mo, aantukin ka na…then later on, humihilik k na. Tip ko sayo, IBONG ADARNA Style: use knife & calamansi. Who knows, it might work!

=) Hey, admit it!! MASARAP MATULOG. Bakit nga ba kung kelan college na tyo saka natin na-realize yan?? Kahit yata nuclear bomb pa yang alarm system mo, wa epek. Nothing would really make our eyes open esp during deep REM activity, (esp if ur dreaming ‘bout ur crush.... naks!) although u can automate your eyes or put a stick between the insides of your eyelids…just to make sure u’ll be awake.

=) Aaminin ko, I can’t help to be late sometimes. Kahit lumang excuse: traffic, nasiraan, late nagising… that’s all true… pag minamalas ka nga nman diba?? Pano kung may quiz sa first MAJOR subject that day at masakit pa non, di ka naka-quiz kc finished na lhat sila saka ka dumating. U came all the way from Babuyan Island, and u studied well for that quiz. Syet…. Syet tlaga. Hey, even those in their dorms can attest: Malapit naman ako sa school eh. Di ako late khit 15 secs before d time. hehe

=) Alam mo, di mo rin yan magagawa. Pano kung si sir Donald nagbigay ng quiz, or some other professor from the world of the unknown?? There is no salvation, my friend.

=) Oh please. The same old reason: “mag-aaral pa ko eh”. Hmmm…charing!! Mas correct: Anong aral? Anong quiz?? hehehe

The battle of wits on who's better in answering. Let's hear it from the two Gimik dudes

	Marvin Agustin	Riko Yan
1. Bakit gifted si Day?	Kung napapansin nyo, si Day kahit na mataba, wala siyang bilbil, kasi inaangat lang niya yung bilbil niya papunta sa chest para ito mag mukhang perky ...gets? kaya siya gifted.	si Day, sa totoo lang ha, di naman gifted yan eh. By accident lang. Kasi yung waist line ng jogging pants na sinusuot niyan tipong nasa 23 lang, eh yung waist niya nasa 32, kaya wala siyang magawa kundi mag-stomach in, and chest out para mag kasiya sa jogging pants. Pag sakto lang yung jogging pants size niya, magdadalawang isip ka kung si day ba yun o si czarmi.
2.Bakit amoy mentos and cadaver sa Ana lab?	Kung napansin niyo, ang mga 4th yr, maaga palang, alas siyete pa lang, may klase na sa 4th floor. In case nakalimutan nilang magsipilyo, dahil sa pagmamadali o dahil sa haba ng pila sa dorm, langhapin na lang nila yung cadaver, ayos na ang hininga. Di lang mentos ang effect nun, abot pa ng Smint !	Eh ano ang gusto niyo? amoy tao...di wala ng nagaral ng mga bangkay na yun. Imaginin niyo na lang kapag nasa pelvic floor na ang topic, since nakahubad lahat yung mga bangkay na yun, di nagamoy pwet na yung buong kwarto - tama lang na medjo iligaw nila yung amoy, masyadong bastos yung smell eh. nakaka-offend ba..
3. Bakit sinusuot ni sir Donald yung orange blouse ni Ma'am Finny?	choose the best answer below: a) hindi marunong mag washing machine si sir donald using hot and cold kaya nag shrink b) pag wala nang masuot si sir, naghihiram na lang siya kay ma'am Finny c) kay sir talaga yung damit, si Ma'am Finny yung nanghihiram	Actually, di naman nanghihiram si sir ng damit eh, meron talaga siya nun. Bumili siya ng sarili niyang orange shirt nung makita niya kay ma'am finny - kung baga, gumaya lang. Siguro si ma'am, inis na inis kapag nagkakasabay sila.
4. Bakit masungit si Pot Pot?	Ganyan yan si Pot eh, batiin mo lang, galit na sayo. Sa araw araw kasi na ginawa ni Lord, palagi siyang binibigyan, kaya lagi siyang meron. hehe	Kasi si Pot nag di-diet na yan eh, pero everytime maiisip niya yung fantasy lunch niya na BIG Mac with quarter pounder patties and lechon pata kawali sandwiched between two sesame buns, kino-control niya yung sarili niya na wag ma-tempt, kaya siya nagagalit. Isa pang gusto ni Pot yung squid flavor ng Pista Pansit Ulam.

Who's who. Let's see who's good at what, and who's not. See for yourself, on who did what, and who said such. Let the mind games begin.

1. Who's this prof who left his zip open? Wanna say hello to his monster? Cuckooroo! Did anyone see what the color was?, sabi ng iba violet daw.

2. "Pass your papers!" exclaimed this teacher. Everyone wasn't looking for they were pushing more answers to the difficult quiz. While everyone was bargaining with Time for some answers to pour in, nobody saw (or a few did see) what happened to him. This professor lost balance to the one step there was inside the room - that was between the floor and the 5 inch platform! He flung his both hands in rounds, as if he were doing a butterfly stroke, but more than anything else, he looked more like the condition he had just discussed then - Rigor Mortis.

4. Who did the test if there were the words "God Bless!" at the bottom of the test paper? This prof should be canonized saint someday.

6. All that was important for her were her precious big D batterries. Without these you wouldnt hear her speak. Good thing, we have the sound system installed now.

8. If this professor was your patient, you would be tempted to do leg length measurement prior to getting his Hx of present illness. Who's this? :p

9. Who's this prof who fumingly thundered the soul of a poor student for taking in some info from other books? And along with it is the horrific gross dilatation of bilat eyeballs, greater than what his/her eye sockets can hold. Whoow, take it easy...

10. He bent forward to pick up a piece of paper, and as he straightened up, he unknowingly revealed what was beneath the hair that was there before. Man! it was just as polished as the lobby of the Main Building. Oooops!