6000 BC- Man Talked

5967 BC- Penguin Talked

5960 BC- Woman Talked

5679 BC- Penguin forgets how to talk

5678 BC to 3010 BC- Utopia due to lack of talking penguins. In other words, long time during which nothing happens.

NOW IT GETS INTERESTING! (not that man talking isn't)

3010 BC- The first Rookie is born

2996 BC- At the age of 14, the first Rookie reaches his fullest "Rookie-ness Potential."

2903 BC- In a rage of Rookie-ness, the first Rookie kills 7,000,000 people, all later named Honorary ACEs, when he said something stupid. This tragedy is looked upon by historians as the most significant hinderence of the development of man. If it was to have never of occured, many believe we would already be living on, nay, in the sun.

2472 BC- The first Rookie procreates, producing 8 more Rookies (yes, octuplets). They go on to have octuplets, and in an horrible occurance of Rookie's breeding and crossbreeding unchecked, they make up 29% of the world population by 1979 BC.

2001 BC- The Original Rookie Hatin' Society, better known as ORHS, is created by the ancestors of former ACEs. The Society was led by their great great great great great great great great great grandfathers' great great great great grandsons and granddaughters.

1985-1870 BC- The first Rookie-ACE war.

1870 BC - 5 AD- The second Rookie-ACE war.

10 AD - 11 AD- The Third through Five hundreth seventy second Rookie-ACE wars.

11 AD- The Great Schism begins. During the 572 Rookie-ACE war, the ORHS lacked leadership and fell apart, leading to a catastrophic time period given the unique name, "1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th and 21st centuries."

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th and 21st centuries- Some shit happened, we don't really keep track cause there was no official society. Lot of underground stuff, we were there keepin' Rookies in line, but some bastards, like Hitler and every king in Asia, got through the system. Funding went down due to The Great Schism, but the rocks were eventually found. But thats it, maybe a war or two, but no Gladiator Games.

1986 AD- The new generation of ACEs are born.

1990 AD- Some guy, (maybe dog, no one knows for sure) told ACEtah and ACE of Longname I of their legacy. They laughed at him thusly, "Ha."

1999 AD- ACEtah beat up some kid and stole a pen, and ACE of Longname I beat up some other kid for some paper.

2000 AD- After much experimenting, ACEtah and ACEofLongnameI learn that when one takes pen to paper, one can write on the paper and create documents.

2001 AD- The newly fromed Committee of ACEs, consisting of ACEtah, ACE of Longname, thugACEand AllStarACE create and ratify the Rookie Hatin' Charter, creating the New Rookie Hatin' Society. ACE of Nave was also inducted into the New Rookie Hatin' Society in this year.

2002 AD- Rookies Are Bad expands, eventually leading to the creation of this website. ACEs inducted this year were: mACE, NinjaACE, KickAssACE, ScholarACE, AssociACE, PrinsACE, LlamACE, and C.I.ACE.

2003 AD- Contuing to expand, the 7 ACEs inducted in 2003 were JumpHighACE, MegACE, K�ty, MorrACE, BlackACE, ACErock, and Cait. The year ended with the first ACE party.

2004 AD- Inductees? Why of course, ACE of Spades, ACEinator, SurfACE, GrocerACE, CSDACE, and ACEtte. ACE party II was pretty good to boot.

Present- The year is presently 2007