Off "To Johnny his parents are weird fuckers but to everyone else, they are weird fuckers...." Johnny always hated his parents. That's why his father left the family because Johnny's parents were mean assholes especially his dad, he left the family. So Johnny was left with his Stepfather. he was a nice guy... His mother hated him though, so one day she killed him. She had all these connections with people to kill other people. and when Johnny was acting up one day she absolutely spazed. he thought she was gonna kill him. But she didn't. She got the glass welder and she held him down. The glass welder came in with glass... "What are you gonna do to me," Johnny asked. Well, I figured killing is kind of mean, I don't like it anymore, and I don't want anymore memories of it. So I better take your fathers mummified spleen out of my pocketbook... So what are you gonna do to me. Well, I think IM gonna do something you can remember me by (pause) (brief pause) Mwahahahaha! Annddddd? Were gonna give you a penis for an eye ... okay ... happy now? Okay, TONY the welder get busy! Tony! stop watching Bananas and Pajamas and get over hear Bananas and Pajamas episode TONY is watching: Theme song: Bananas and Pajamas they're comin down the stairs. Bananas and Pajamas they're comin down in pairs. Bananas and Pajamas they're chasing teddy bears. And ... something the fuck else... Today's Episode: B1: oy mate don't slip on my peal B2: you almost got me there B1 OY,OY,OY B1: dude I wonder what a Bananas sperm looks like is it Deep yellow or is it pasty white like the inside of a coconut? B2:.....DUDE! Show is Cut... So Ready to get a glass penis asked Johnny's Mom? Ahhhhh... I think you can answer that one for your self! "OK mold a cast onto it to get the right shape," his mother yelled to the Welder. Fine. Would you like it shiny or dull lass. Neither, but if I have to choose I'll pick mahogany. K. And so, he got a glass wooden mahogany penis. he was pretty ashamed of it since it accidentally got put on his hand instead... "but when life throws you curve balls, just don't have the Balls be made out of glass"! One day he was walking thru the park and he had his hand on a mahogany bench. His penis/hand blended right in. And who should come along but Michael Jackson. he sat right down on his penis/hand which he didn't notice was there. He enjoyed his seat (needless to say) In fact he enjoyed it so much he sat there for a long long time and the glass began to melt, and welded onto the bench. Jackson loved the bench so he brought it home. Johnny really didn't like his house he could smell the long lost smell of kids souls, and makeup...(needless to say) If only I didn't have this penis/hand then all my problems would be solved. Wait then I wouldn't have a penis, but its better than having a hand/bench/penis used for Michael Jackson's pleasure, and something else but he really wasn't sure what he was doing...! then it hit him. The jackknife in his pocket. "Is this a life or death situation that I should cut of my arm to save myself," he thought to himself? Well, my hand isn't under a bolder, But IM pretty sure it will feel like it when he's on it.... So he slowly cut. It was extremely painful. He got out of there alive. and then he realized he didn't have to cut off his whole arm but only his hand! .... O. FUCK .... So he didn't have an arm or penis, and the Ironic thing is the last thing that he was forced to have sex with his hand with was Michael Jackson... WAIT that's not ironic, its just grotesque. So he lost a lot of things due to Jacko. Maybe I should seek revenge. or maybe I should just let it slip past with time, just like all recovering people who have been raped. Nevermind! People who have been raped have it effect their life forever and it keeps bring back bad memories. But the funny thing is this doesn't. What's that telling me...?
