Just another stereotypical story about Life I used to think I was special, but it turns out IM just retarded. It didn't really hit me as being that serious, until my Mom told me I ate her ... rice pudding. My mom�s rice pudding is so bad she made it for the Russian ambassador and he got cough syrup poisoning. I don't know how, and no buddy seemed to care. The first thing I wanted to do was confirm my retardation, cause you know there's nothing worse than thinking your retarded when you aren't, except if your Jessica Simpson, Than everyone knows but you. So I went to the lab to confirm it. The doctor was named Dr. Vanjacole. He was just performing some tests on some rats when I walked in. Hi Doctor. Hold on," that's all the lactation I'll need from you critters today". So what's wrong? Do you think IM retarded? Well, besides the fact your drinking rat milk infested with rabbis, I'd say from the evidence so far ... you are ... or you will be from brain damage soon ... very soon. (Wipes off sample of rat infested rabies milk from his lips) Gee Doc (Slerp) ,I couldn't feel anymore comfortable right now, and for that I must thank you Doctor. Well, its honor to be a Doctor, and I love my job. "one day IM playing with the intestines of a human carcass on the side of the road, and the next IM removing hemorrhoids from Colin Powell " So are you gonna perform any tests on me. O yes, he replied. I think IM gonna take a sample of your sperm and put it in my milk shack for breakfast. WHAT!? OOPS... Wrong medical problem, better put this file of Bill Clinton away so I don't keep getting mixed up... RiiiiggggghhhhT... What IM gonna do is take a sample of your urine and boil it, then get some samples of the calcium in your blood so I can tell how weak or strong your bones are. But what your trying to figure out is if IM retarded. EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED! " just like the dog intestines in your mouth "? Your right, this is no time for lunch! IM trying to figure out if your retarded (cough) YOU ARE (cough) or not. So he worked for hours and finally came to a conclusion. " So what is it doctor "? Well, I've concluded... you have the Ebola virus ...Well That Came out of Left Field...
