We're Just Going in The Direction That Seems to be Right... I haven't done what's right lately IM just going in the direction that seems to be... Neither has my best friend JED. We both work for the government. It's a pretty good job, we get free hats and crap, but they always have animals on them; like a donkey or elephant. We don't work good with our bosses especially JED he threw a book at our boss and broke his nose. He thought the boss was gonna fire him...when he really was, but it just still didn't seem right. He's still on the work force because he cleaned up the blood before the janitors; they said he did a fine job. But LATELY our bosses have really been on our case. We haven't done the last 14 cases we were supposed to. You see, we work undercover. our last job was to get into a blind women home without her seeing us. And record every move when she's home alone -- to see if she's really blind. Well, she wasn't and when she found us eating her fondu in the basement she beat the crap out of us. We've gotten demoted 38 times but never fired. Because we hold to much info. We tried to sell some info to England but they were really American cops dressed up like Tony Blair's extended family. So we are on our way to find out our new job. probably something like stir the potatoes in the first ladies soup, but you never no it could be something good; like organizing DATA for the executive branch! "So JED what did your Mom pack you for lunch" I can't check were in motion ... well than stop and look...? Fine, it's a piece of bread with celery in a piece of linen. "JED are you poor?", "No, but the government sold my Mom for that blind women's fondu pot..." I have to make my lunch myself now. Man that sucks. Well, here the Bosses room. "ENTER" WE heard a voice. We didn't tremble at all it was just the president, we knew what we were up against...A man with a sniper-gun pointed at his head from outside... What is it sir? "MMM this fondu sure is blind...UMMM I love it...O, HI!" Now listen up guys. You suck worse than my wife. We need you to go away for a long time ... LONG ... Fondu ... O. BETTER THEN MY WIFE, O YES!!! ......EHem...... Were are we going this time...?... Well, we don't really no but I'd say Russia for sure, ya Russia, you guys just suck so hard it's unbara---HEY! "Get your Bitchen hand of that fondu pot before I show you what my wife's really like. "I couldn't help but laugh, it's the president snapping at JED about fondu and how he'll sick his wife on him, seriously think about it. "But why Russia, don't they suck pretty big Czar?" Ya, but honestly...Were are you gonna go? How bout...ya your right. So when do we leave for a new life? Right about now! (We dropped down a medal tube under our seats and flew into a truck. Than we were chained up and forced to watch the TV show Alias for eight straight hours...WITHOUT JENNIFER GARNER! NOOOOOO! Then we arrived in Russia after 20 hours and we made a house) Dude, this sucks, I said. We have absolutely nothing. (I opened the door) O my God it's sunny out, The birds are chirping and Russia isn't at war! No, said Jed ... your just reading a Russian bible... DAMN I QUITE! But it really seemed nice out... (the bible was just a popup book with a sunny landscape...) "Well, lets get to work on our Job; gathering Russian info," said JED. DUDE! don't you know anything, they abandoned us! O, that's why they gave us a book called; Everything you need to know about Russia especially if your never gonna come back to America. Sincerely, George Bushes Hairy Ass Find out what happens on the next episode of,"We're Just Going in The Direction That Seems to be Right..."
