Sometimes it lay awake late at night and wonder. I wonder �why don't I turn off the light so I can get to sleep?�
It is hard to think of ways to become a smarter more interesting person. I have two. 2. (I am going backward like a top ten list; only, it is a top two list) Surround yourself with dumb, less interesting people than yourself. And 1. Be the only person in the room.
One, in general, should not walk into gum. It leaves a peculiar feeling on the bottom of one�s shoe. Reminiscent of when you run over something with the car and it is still on the tire and it just won�t get off. And then the whole drive you think about it, but are too lazy to get out and check the tire. Or, you know, something like that. It is a sticky feeling that you can�t seem to get ride of. Sort of like a bad smell. Do you think that "the smelly kid" knows that he is smelly? Dose anyone tell him?
Have you ever tried to make anything out of Popsicle sticks?
Have you ever seen someone at a store or hoopla or someplace that you may go? You don�t want to have to start the conversation, and you don�t want to talk to them because they are an idiot and only talk about how the city of Parstat is doing with the weather it is having (or whatever reason.) You try to hide. But you find yourself stocking them. Not deliberately, but because you are so worried where they are. They don�t even know who you are.
It is fun to put yourself into someone else's shoes. And hopefully they don�t have gum on them. You can walk around in them and realize that they walk like there is a stick up there bum for a reason. It is because (no, not that there really is one up the bum) they put a little too much starch in there slacks. Now, I don�t mean that they over starch the pants themselves because who actually starches there own pants. They got there mommy to do it. And there mom doesn�t care about the stupid amount of starch in the slacks because she is so disturbed by the fact that her husband is having an affair with that sales woman at the Sac's Fifth store. She isn�t even pretty and smells bad. But the poor thing doesn�t even know because no one has told her. Now, mommy is trying not to let the stinky sales girl get to her because her mother said that the marriage wouldn�t last. But "What does that old bitch know? She can't even keep a few cats around before they run away. That bitch I�ll show her!" So she starched a little too much and she over cooked the turkey a bit (that looked oddly like Fluffy) but hey, "It is better than dying on, or under a hideous, trampy, slut that cant even get a real job! And who smells bad." She told the family this right before the husband called the long, white coat company. He is such a nice guy. And the family makes sure never to talk about it again. So you see how much you can learn from one pair of gummy shoes? You learn that every family is almost as fucked up as yours.
Have a nice day!