Everything has a formula.� Look around and you will see one.� These sentences have formulas, verbs, nouns, etc..� Even the keyboard that you use has a formula.� The people who can use the formula the best are highly regarded and respected.� Others may say "Wow, that person is using a great formula for typing that two hundred word paper."� But, luckily we do not talk like that.� We don't speak double plus good.� We was taught to specks adequateetly� when we was yonged.� Now, I bet that you used a southern accent on that last sentence, I know that I sure did.� The clich� for southern hic talk is improper English.�
�People like formulas because they like to live in a world of butterflies and camouflage.� They don't want to know that there is a crazy killer living just down the road.� But it is ok because he fits the formula for crazy, psycho killer, and everyone knows what they are like.� And hence he is going to get caught, because that fits the formula.� So when they do they will be locked up forever.� So sleep tight.� And whenever someone else fits that formula they will be taken out and shot.�
�People don't like what they cant understand.� For example only a select few truly understand space travel, for others we just put it in the formula for things that are to hard to understand.� When there are flashing lights people say that it�s aliens because, they can not explain the lights.� But just because there are lights that we can explain doesn't mean that they are aliens.� But we cant just let it go unexplained because that is scary, people don't like things that they don't understand.� Now I am not saying that they are not aliens nor am I saying that they are not not aliens. So sleep tight.� I am simply asking, who came up with the formula?� And why are we so willing to follow it, or any formula for that matter?� What happens when something goes outside the formula?
�Do I even have to reminded you of the time when the world was flat.� Everyone who thought differently was taken out and shot or feed to the rats who later died on blankets that were subsequently given to the Indian that died from� the diseases carried on these blankets transmitted by the rats. But I progress, so�then all of a sudden the world became round.� Tada!� Then everyone freaked out for a while, when finally settled down they came up with a new formula for a round world, that everything revolved around. Yay!*�
People want to think happy thoughts and live a happy life.� Being that they live in a world of horrible things they try to hide
that fact or even better, make it seem happy.� This is where formulas come in.� So if you ever find your self scared just come up with a formula for that situation.� If you meet someone that you don't like or do not understand don't panic. Simply come up with a split second formula for them and then commence in taking them out back and shooting them.� It works wonderfully. So sleep tight.�
�Good luck with your new powers, although they do nothing and you have had them all along.� Use them wisely and with cotton.� Cotton is just really great with everything.���
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*This information may or may not be correct.� Consult a history text book or a (smart) teacher form a more accurate history.���