Gum
I stepped in gum the other day.  And not just an ordinary piece of gum. 

  This thing was the size of a semi.  I don't understand the desire that

   people have to throw their little chewed up, disgusting, spitty, teeth-

marked piece of gum, let alone a piece that's the size of small TV.  But I

   guess I kind of deserved it because I have discarded my own gum in

some places that I probably shouldn't have, like under my seat at Arco...

But that is not the point.  My point is I stepped in gum.  My other point is
   that I sat in gum too, although that was last year.  But that was pretty

   fucking gross.  I guess I am okay with that though since I hated those

  practice shorts anyway.  Actually I am not okay with that and do you

               know why?  Because we don't do that on the hill.

                              Thanks, folks, you were great.
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