The First Winner is "M3GaBiTcH"

<M3GaBiTcH> jas turn that gawd damn light off 
<jason_UK> ok
<jason_UK> you got a spare 2 mins for a shag ?
<[L]143Mp3> huehueueuehuehuehuehuee
<M3GaBiTcH> nope i aint im busy
<jason_UK> what cant you go 2 mins?
<jason_UK> dam
<jason_UK> hahahhahaha
<M3GaBiTcH> hes a 30min man min
<jason_UK> josh the 1 min wonder
<jason_UK> hahhahahahhaha
<M3GaBiTcH> nuke him josh
<M3GaBiTcH> jas light i gotta sleep
<jason_UK> beauty sleep wont help you now
<jason_UK> you gone past that stage 
<jason_UK> hahhahaha

<M3GaBiTcH> well thats why i married you ur so ugly no ones gonna notice me there to busy laughin at you

Cunt

[15:06] <M3GaBiTcH> munchies
[15:07] <Just_Mp3> what flavor
[15:07] <jason_UK> jas flavor
[15:07] <jason_UK> hahahhahhahaha
[15:07] <M3GaBiTcH> you wish
[15:07] <M3GaBiTcH> i dont care has long has i can eat it
[15:07] <M3GaBiTcH> jas before you start shut up
[15:08] <Just_Mp3> heuehueueueheuheueue
[15:08] * Just_Mp3 jason give her your hot dog mate...
[15:08] <Just_Mp3> :P
[15:08] <M3GaBiTcH> no i like a foot long lol
[15:09] <Just_Mp3> damnn.. its all coming out... ive heard the 2 minutes man... now ive heard it all... baby hot dogs...
[15:10] <M3GaBiTcH> thats only half of it josh lol
[15:10] <jason_UK> yeah thanx mate
[15:10] <Just_Mp3> dammmm
[15:10] <jason_UK> its not how long ... its the quality of what you get that counts
[15:11] * Just_Mp3 while no one else is here..
[15:11] <Just_Mp3> what else...
[15:11] <Just_Mp3> i thought the length matters too..
[15:11] <Just_Mp3> :P
[15:11] <M3GaBiTcH> what can you get then jas
[15:11] <M3GaBiTcH> im curious
[15:11] <Just_Mp3> heuheuheuehuehueheuheuehuehuehuee
[15:11] <M3GaBiTcH> oh you mean what i get
[15:12] <M3GaBiTcH> i keep telling you to let me know when we start
[15:12] <Just_Mp3> heuheuheuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehue
[15:12] <Just_Mp3> heuheuheuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehue
[15:12] <Just_Mp3> heuheuheuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehue
[15:12] <M3GaBiTcH> otherwise how am i meant to know
[15:12] * Just_Mp3 *shit nearly fell of my chair*
[15:12] <M3GaBiTcH> hehehe
[15:13] <jason_UK> but hey its all good here
[15:13] <Just_Mp3> any recommendation of good songs i can d/l from the napster
[15:14] <jason_UK> dam theres a lot of headfucks in #al-azhar today
[15:14] <jason_UK> i got a good one for you
[15:15] <Just_Mp3> yup
[15:15] <Just_Mp3> tell me mate..
[15:15] <M3GaBiTcH> im not well hung why oh why 
[15:15] <M3GaBiTcH> oooops sorry jas i thought that was a song you were singing
[15:16] <Just_Mp3> heuheuheuehueheuheuehuehuehe
[15:16] <jason_UK> this one
[15:16] <jason_UK> !jason_UK Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Clause You Cunt.MP3 

Keyboarder

[15:18] <M3GaBiTcH> .*-7
[15:19] <Just_Mp3> [01:21] <M3GaBiTcH> .*-7 << trying to work out what this is. .. *turning my head around*
[15:19] <M3GaBiTcH> hehe i dropped the keyboard again
[15:29] <Just_Mp3> im working at the moment.. and claire is looking for her keyboard
[15:29] <jason_UK> she opened her mouth to quick and swallowed it
[15:30] <Just_Mp3> heuehuehueheuheuehuee
[15:30] <BaByFuNkY> LOL

Mini-Me or Semi Trailler ?? (Size Does Matter)

[15:30] <Just_Mp3> paul anka the story of my love.mp3 thats all i can find
[15:30] <jason_UK> lia ..... josh and claire have been havin a go at me
[15:31] <jason_UK> there bein mean
[15:31] <BaByFuNkY> ckckckckcckckkcc
[15:31] <jason_UK> hahhahahahahhahaha
[15:31] <BaByFuNkY> i'm on your side jason
[15:31] <BaByFuNkY> =P
[15:31] <pep-happy> a go?
[15:31] <pep-happy> what is it?
[15:31] <jason_UK> thank you
[15:31] <BaByFuNkY> so josh..
[15:31] <jason_UK> now what you to gotta say then
[15:31] <Just_Mp3> [01:34] <jason_UK> there bein mean << claire and i was just talking about jasons hot dogs
[15:31] <BaByFuNkY> do u know what did i tell jason earlier ?
[15:32] <pep-happy> ????
[15:32] <BaByFuNkY> hAIUhaUIhaUihaiuhAuiaHuiahuiAHiuahuiahuiahuIAhauIA
[15:32] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:32] <jason_UK> have a go means like tell off
[15:32] <BaByFuNkY> i should spank u josh
[15:32] <pep-happy> hmmm
[15:32] <M3GaBiTcH> jas we aint being mean to you
[15:32] <BaByFuNkY> where do u want me to spank u ?
[15:32] <jason_UK> thats what he wants lia
[15:33] <jason_UK> josh your a kinky bitch
[15:33] <BaByFuNkY> i'll spank josh on his hotdog then
[15:33] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:33] <M3GaBiTcH> hehehee
[15:33] <jason_UK> hahhahahahhahhahahahha
[15:34] <jason_UK> josh is it true they call you bite size ?
[15:34] <Just_Mp3> [01:36] <BaByFuNkY> i'll spank josh on his hotdog then << you know what happened if you do that dear... wont give you pleasure.. and watch who will be begging for it..
[15:34] <Just_Mp3> :P
[15:34] <BaByFuNkY> hAIUhAIUAHiuaHiuAHuiAHIAUhaIUhAIUhAIUAHiuaHiuAHiuAhIAUhAIUhAIUhAIUhaIUaHiuAHuiaHiuaHiuAHuiAA
[15:34] <BaByFuNkY> huh ?
[15:34] <BaByFuNkY> ckckckckckckc
[15:34] <jason_UK> or is it mini-me
[15:34] * Just_Mp3 mine called the semi trailler
[15:35] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:35] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:35] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:35] <BaByFuNkY> LOL

The first Loser is "BaByFuNkY"

[15:35] <BaByFuNkY> luckily ronny ain't here

[15:35] <ROE> hey lia, you blind or what?????

[15:35] <jason_UK> hahhahahha
[15:35] <BaByFuNkY> he's gonna put us on hC bloopers if he see this
[15:36] <Just_Mp3> heuheueheuheuehuehueheuheuheue
[15:36] <jason_UK> i'll send hiom the log
[15:36] <BaByFuNkY> the last winner id claire btw
[15:36] <BaByFuNkY> =P
[15:36] <BaByFuNkY> the last winner is claire btw
[15:36] <Just_Mp3> heuheuehueheuheuheueue
[15:36] <BaByFuNkY> hehehehehehee
[15:36] * pep-happy brb
[15:36] <M3GaBiTcH> hehe thats why i dont speak when hes on now lol
[15:36] <pep-happy> vio are u alive???
[15:36] <pep-happy> for the last call
[15:36] <jason_UK> you and josh can hit the winners spot this week
[15:36] <BaByFuNkY> hAIUhaiuhAiuaHiuaHuiAHuIAHaIUhAUIhaIUhaUihAiuaHuiaHiuaHuihAIUhAUia
[15:36] <Just_Mp3> heuheuehueheuheuheueheuheueuheuhe
[15:37] <BaByFuNkY> oh no
[15:37] <BaByFuNkY> ronny is not gonna put methere
[15:37] <jason_UK> im gonna edit the log just so you win hahahahahahahahahhaah
[15:37] <BaByFuNkY> ronny is not gonna put me there
[15:37] <BaByFuNkY> =P
[15:37] <Just_Mp3> hueheuheuehueheuheuehueuee
[15:37] * Just_Mp3 ron has our commitment promises on there..
[15:37] <pep-happy> i'll send this log
[15:37] <pep-happy> i'll send this log
[15:37] <Just_Mp3> :P
[15:37] <pep-happy> gimme his email
[15:37] <BaByFuNkY> haiuahiuaHuiaHiauhaUIhaUIhaIUhaIUhaUihAuiahiuAHu
[15:37] <BaByFuNkY> ckckckckckckckckc
[15:38] <Just_Mp3> rony_the@ihug,com.au
[15:38] <M3GaBiTcH> lol
[15:38] <BaByFuNkY> [email protected] <-- you got it wrong, should be: [email protected]

S/M (Spank / Message)

[15:39] <BaByFuNkY> josh
[15:39] <Just_Mp3> yes darling..
[15:39] <BaByFuNkY> from now on..
[15:39] <Just_Mp3> yes,,
[15:39] <BaByFuNkY> it's gonna cost u everytime u do mass msg from the bot
[15:39] <BaByFuNkY> cost u big time
[15:40] <Just_Mp3> okay..
[15:40] <Just_Mp3> whats the cost dear..
[15:40] <jason_UK> 1 spank per msg
[15:40] * Just_Mp3 i seem to recall someone was doing mass msg from the bot earlier..
[15:40] <Just_Mp3> :P
[15:40] <BaByFuNkY> 1 spank per msg per bot
[15:40] <Just_Mp3> so how much we should charge her jason..
[15:40] <BaByFuNkY> so if u do massmsg from the botnet
[15:40] <BaByFuNkY> 18 spanks
[15:40] <BaByFuNkY> oh no
[15:41] <BaByFuNkY> that was EMERGENCYYYYYY
[15:41] <Just_Mp3> [01:43] <BaByFuNkY> 18 spanks << so u owe me 18 spanks..
[15:41] <BaByFuNkY> diff story
[15:41] <BaByFuNkY> u'll be sorry
[15:41] * Just_Mp3 *looking at jason* we didnt see the black and white to this
[15:41] <BaByFuNkY> nothing for u tonight
[15:41] <BaByFuNkY> =P
[15:42] <Just_Mp3> damnn...
[15:42] <jason_UK> ?????????
[15:42] * Just_Mp3 taking it to the high court..
[15:42] <jason_UK> what you on about now josh?
[15:42] <BaByFuNkY> see
[15:42] <jason_UK> i wanna be the judge
[15:42] <Just_Mp3> lia is telling me that if i mass msg from the bot
[15:42] <BaByFuNkY> jason's on my side
[15:42] <Just_Mp3> its gonna cost me dearly...
[15:42] <Just_Mp3> and..
[15:42] <jason_UK> i wanna be the judge
[15:42] <jason_UK> me me me me
[15:42] <jason_UK> me me me me
[15:42] <jason_UK> hahhahahahhaha
[15:42] <Just_Mp3> so, i gave an example...
[15:42] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:43] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:43] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:43] <Just_Mp3> earlier today lia done a massmsg
[15:43] <Just_Mp3> and i said
[15:43] <Just_Mp3> thats gonna cost her too
[15:43] <Just_Mp3> but she said to me..
[15:43] <BaByFuNkY> hey
[15:43] <Just_Mp3> thats different
[15:43] <BaByFuNkY> ckckkcckkcc
[15:43] <Just_Mp3> she said thats emergency
[15:43] <Just_Mp3> and I said..
[15:43] <Just_Mp3> well. you and I didnt see somewhere on the line.. except in emergency
[15:44] <BaByFuNkY> u better sssttt josh
[15:44] <Just_Mp3> so now shes going to punish me..
[15:44] <BaByFuNkY> i'm going to pee
[15:44] <BaByFuNkY> brb
[15:44] <BaByFuNkY> =P
[15:44] <Just_Mp3> and i aint getting nothing now..
[15:44] <Just_Mp3> okay
[15:44] <BaByFuNkY> hIAUhAUIhaIUhAUIhaIUhAIUA
[15:44] <BaByFuNkY> no s** for him tonight
[15:44] <BaByFuNkY> brb
[15:44] <BaByFuNkY> =]
[15:45] <Just_Mp3> so, i asked the judge..
[15:45] <jason_UK> hhahahahhaah 
[15:45] <Just_Mp3> to over turn her decision...
[15:45] <jason_UK> josh aint gettin it hahahahahhahahaha
[15:45] * Just_Mp3 claire..... need my public defender here,,,
[15:46] <jason_UK> sorry mate but its not lookin good for you mate ( pay back)
[15:46] <jason_UK> hahhahahahah
[15:46] * Just_Mp3 i asked for the court for recess while i consult my solicitor...
[15:46] <Just_Mp3> :P
[15:46] <BaByFuNkY> back
[15:46] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:46] <BaByFuNkY> hIAUhAIUhaUIhAUIhAUIhAIUA
[15:46] * Just_Mp3 wheres my solicitor... *looking around*
[15:46] <jason_UK> ok 10 min recess 
[15:46] <Just_Mp3> claire..
[15:46] <Just_Mp3> claire..
[15:46] <Just_Mp3> claire..
[15:47] * Just_Mp3 im dying here...
[15:47] <BaByFuNkY> itsy bitsy tini winnie brown hotdog under josh's bikinis *singing*
[15:47] <BaByFuNkY> hAIUhAIUhAuihAiuaHiuAHuiAHiauHaIUhaUIhAUIhAUihaiuahuiAHuiAHuiAHiuAHuiA
[15:47] <Just_Mp3> heuheueheuheuheue
[15:47] <jason_UK> hahhahhahahahha now that one will look good in the bloopers
[15:48] * Just_Mp3 here come the big tomas the steam roller out of josh pants*singing*
[15:48] <Just_Mp3> :P
[15:48] <BaByFuNkY> hAIUhAiuaHiuAHuIAhAIUhAIUhaiuhAuiAHiuaHiuahaIUhAIUhAIUa
[15:49] <BaByFuNkY> *trying to get an idea to blackmail ronny*
[15:49] <jason_UK> josh you brief is just readin up on the notes
[15:49] * Just_Mp3 wheres my solicitor..
[15:50] <Just_Mp3> quick..
[15:50] <Just_Mp3> im dying here..
[15:50] <BaByFuNkY> u r not gonna get anyoneeeeeeeee
[15:50] <jason_UK> just gonna make some coffee while you get ready to beg me to rule in your favor
[15:50] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[15:51] * Just_Mp3 im just getting my defender here...

The second Loser is "BaByFuNkY" Again

[16:31] <jason_UK> give him a dam good spankin
[16:31] <jason_UK> show him how bad hes been
[16:31] <jason_UK> hahhahahahhaha
[16:31] <Just_Mp3> [02:34] <jason_UK> give him a dam good spankin << oh please baby... make me screamm....
[16:31] <BaByFuNkY> [22:26] <Just_Mp3> i miss your touch <<== u r gonna miss that for quite a long time dear
[16:31] <BaByFuNkY> LOL
[16:32] *** [3010mp3] has joined #!hC
[16:33] <Just_Mp3> <BaByFuNkY> im going to miss that big semi trailer between your legs << see how much she idolise my man hood... :P
[16:33] <M3GaBiTcH> lol domestic now look what you started jas
[16:33] <BaByFuNkY> heh ?
[16:33] <M3GaBiTcH> lol
[16:33] <BaByFuNkY> i never said thatttt
[16:34] <BaByFuNkY> ckckckckckkckcc
[16:34] <BaByFuNkY> they can tell when u r lying dear
[16:34] <BaByFuNkY> =P
[16:34] <Just_Mp3> seee..
[16:34] <Just_Mp3> she s shy about it now...
[16:34] <Just_Mp3> :P
[16:34] <BaByFuNkY> ckckckckckckckckkc

The Third Winner is "jason_UK"

[16:35] <M3GaBiTcH> hehehe no i dont think lia said that ur into much trouble lol
[16:35] * Just_Mp3 claire.... jason seems so quiet... are u giving him that 2 minutes and 3 second treatment..
[16:35] <M3GaBiTcH> like hell am i
[16:35] <M3GaBiTcH> hes been told to sit and be quiet
[16:35] <BaByFuNkY> hAIuhAiuaHiuAHIAUHIAUHaIUhAIUhaIUhaUIhaiuhAUihaiuhaIUa
[16:36] <Just_Mp3> heuheheuehueheuheueheuheuheue
[16:36] <Just_Mp3> [02:38] <M3GaBiTcH> hes been told to sit and be quiet << gees jason.. i can tell someone is under the thumb... :P
[16:36] <Just_Mp3> heueuheuheuehuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehuehue
[16:36] <Just_Mp3> heueuheuheuehuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehuehue
[16:36] <Just_Mp3> heueuheuheuehuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehuehue
[16:36] <Just_Mp3> heueuheuheuehuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehuehue
[16:37] <BaByFuNkY> u better stop there dear
[16:37] <M3GaBiTcH> oh yes i keep a tight leash on him
[16:37] <BaByFuNkY> =P
[16:37] <M3GaBiTcH> let him know whos boss
[16:37] <Just_Mp3> heuehueheuheuehueheuehuehueeue
[16:37] <M3GaBiTcH> jason you may speak now
[16:37] <Just_Mp3> 12,0 gives jason_UK a can of refreshing 15,15 0,3 74,3°0,3Up 0,15 1,0
[16:38] <M3GaBiTcH> awww he said hes not gonna speak until i think hes worthy enough
[16:38] <Just_Mp3> heuheuehueheuehuheueuheuheuheuheuheuheeheueheuheueheuheuheheuheue
[16:38] <Just_Mp3> 5|14-0,1 I hav15e ju14st 13f11i9n8i4s13h11e9d14 se15ndi0ng Toto - Rosanna.mp3 14to0 BaByFuNkY 8 4 15slot(s) 0Empty15! Grab one fast! 14-5|
[16:39] * Just_Mp3 i think... i beat jason tonight here.. <doing the victory dance> turning my hand in circle..
[16:40] <M3GaBiTcH> i think so too lol
[16:40] * Just_Mp3 and turning on the song.. * another one bites the dust*
[16:40] <M3GaBiTcH> hehehe
[16:41] <Just_Mp3> jason darling...
[16:41] <Just_Mp3> are u there mate...
[16:42] <M3GaBiTcH> the winner takes it all lol the loser (jason) sits in the corner and cries
[16:42] <Just_Mp3> Offers jason_UK some gum 14,14.4,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>14,14.
[16:42] <Just_Mp3> or 14,14.1,90<~1,9Juicy-Fruit0,9~>14,14.
[16:43] <BaByFuNkY> see what u done dear
[16:43] <BaByFuNkY> =]
[16:43] * Just_Mp3 jason.. your not pissed at me are you mate?
[16:43] <BaByFuNkY> i bet he is !!!
[16:43] <BaByFuNkY> hehhehehehe
[16:43] * Just_Mp3 sorry jason..
[16:43] <M3GaBiTcH> lol
[16:43] <Just_Mp3> im just mucking around mate..
[16:43] <Just_Mp3> im sorry..
[16:43] <M3GaBiTcH> no hes not
[16:44] <BaByFuNkY> yeah he issssss
[16:44] <BaByFuNkY> say sorry josh
[16:44] <BaByFuNkY> =P
[16:44] *** out4WAR has quit IRC (Banned: Site banned due to abuse)
[16:44] <M3GaBiTcH> hes removing some dll files
[16:44] * Just_Mp3 *im sorry jason* please mate.. im only kidding..

[16:50] <jason_UK> skanky fuck!!

" he keeps commin on to me " (confidential)

<jason_UK> lia tell josh to stop askin for a kiss
<Y_r_mine> heuheuehueheuehuehueu
<Y_r_mine> ooo
<Y_r_mine> ic
<Y_r_mine> payback time now hey
<BaByFuNkY> hehehhehee
<jason_UK> he keeps commin on to me

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