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          Best Thing In Your Life

            Falling in love.
             Laughing so hard your face hurts.
             A hot shower
             A special glance.
             Getting mail.
             Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
             Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
             Hot towels out of the dryer.
             Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
            Chocolate milkshake.

       
      A long distance phone call
             A bubble bath.
             Giggling.
             A good conversation.
             Laughing at yourself.
             Midnight phone calls that last for hours
             Running through sprinklers.
             Laughing for absolutely no  reason at all.
             Having someone tell you that: you're  beautiful.
             Laughing at an inside joke.
             Friends.

               

             Waking up and realizing you still have a  few hours left to sleep.
             Making new friends or  spending time with  old ones.
            Having someone play with your hair.
            Sweet dreams.
            Hot chocolate.
             Swinging on swings.
             Watching a good movie cuddled up on a couch with someone you love.
             Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so  you can sing along without feeling stupid.
              Getting butterflies in your stomach every time you see that one person.
             Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

       
     Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends...
            Holding hands with someone you care about.
            Running into an old friend and realizing  that some things (good or bad) never change.
            Discovering that love is unconditional and  stronger the time.
           Hugging the person you love.
            Watching the expression someone's face as
            they open a much-desired present from you.
           Watching the sunrise.
             Getting out of bed every morning and thanking God for another beautiful day.

Credit: BaByFuNkY, 1999.


How to Truly Impress A Client.

I was in the airport lounge in Seattle a couple of weeks ago, in transit.
I had arranged a longer than normal transit stop to be able to meet a very important client, based in Seattle, who was also flying that day.

It was really only a courtesy meeting, but I was feeling a little nervous, so I sat at the bar and had a quick drink.

While waiting, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, also enjoying a drink. Fortified by Dutch courage, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor".

"Yes?" He said.  "I'm sitting over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,’”

"Sure. Why not." I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client arrived. We ordered drinks (her
first, my third) and started to chat.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.
"Hi, Ray," he said.
I replied, "Fuck off, Gates, I'm in an important meeting."

 

Credit: Tony The, 2000


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