Great Quotations

"It's quotation. Quote is a verb. Quotation is a noun."

--Kevin Heineman

"Therapists are for people who don't have friends."

--David Lovekin

"Be obsequious, but not subservient."

--Darrell Lloyd, on behavior in airports.

"Never quote yourself."

--Bill Rinehart

"A good man always knows his limits."

--'Dirty' Harry Calahan

"It's not the song, baby. It's the singer."

--Mick Jagger

"Ack! Ptooey! Ga...ga...arrrrrrgh."

--Socrates' last words

"I want you to want me."

--Cheap Trick

"Find out what you don't do well, and then don't do it."

--Gordon Schumway

"Whereever you go, there you are."

--Buckaroo Banzaii

"If the shit fits, wear it."

--Donald "Duck" Dunn

"Don't bet against the Pope."

--Scott McCormick

"Start out depressed, and everything else comes as a pleasant surprise."

--Lloyd Dobbler

"I think I think, therefore, I think I am."

--Ambrose Bierce

"I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect."

--Franny and Zooey, J.D. Salinger

"Guns don't kill detectives, love does."

--Marlowe

"The problem with getting drunk every night is that when you really want to get sloshed, it costs a fortune!"

--Ryan Styles, The Drew Carey Show

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

--Dorothy Parker

"The Devil can quote Scripture to suit his needs."

--Samuel Clemmens

"Who let the dogs out?"

--The Baja Men