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biographies of the guilty parties
Friendly Reminder: These pages are centred around a yaoi theme. For those of you who might not know, "yaoi" means guy on guy, i.e. GAY situations.
OUR HEROINE
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Since leaving the homeland, Mish has interviewed for - and been rejected from - a multitude of exciting occupations, including stunt double for Bingo, canine star of the next Disney full-length animated feature.
She currently sleeps beside a plush teddy bear, and is undergoing psychotherapy three times a week on Tuesdays. She has a purple toothbrush and no pets.
Goals:
To seek out strange new fanfic, fanart, and characterisations; to dig a hole to China, and to get drunk in each of the 50 states.
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HER RIGHT HAND HENTAI
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Mako is the chief headhunter of her little tribe in the forests of New Zealand. She spends her days hunting heads and lounging about in her comfy little grass shack, reading yaoi fics and wondering what some of them will do to her water bill. At night when the creative juices get flowing upstairs, Mako critiques what she has read, hence her being here in the first place.
Mako is the president and sole member of the "Society For The Preservation Of Wooden Toilet Seats," and the vice president of the "Shark of the Week club." Her tribal name 'MAKO' means 'crazy chick with nothing better to do with her time than sit around reading dirty stories about boys in bed with other boys!.�
P.S.
Her toothbrush is blue with little fish on it.
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