| People we Know |
| Being handsome young chaps, we collectively know rather alot of people. I know that loads of people are going to be overlooked by me. If that is the case, you can consider it safe to assume that none of the band like you. Either that or I've forgotten. I'll try and remember everyone in any case. Just so you all know, if you want to bribe me to get me to give you a whole separate page, I may be interested. I like cash, just to give you a small headstart in the thought process. |
| It's hard to know where to start. I think I'll start with our sister band, the quite splendid Jester. They are Kyle, Jamie, Elliot, Tom and Jay. They've helped us with advice and also because they are as poor as we are. I remember a mid-audition simultaneous drum stick and plectrum dropping incident. Hohoho. Next I'm going to mention all the people who help us absorb new musical knowledge. I hear about new bands from Chris Wyley, Pete and Brewen sometimes. All of those are heavy metal fans so I have to look further afield for my stranger tastes. Liam acquires part of his vast punk knowlege from his Charlotte going punk krew (That's 'krew' with a 'k' which makes it all the more kool). That consists of Sam B (Conformist Smoker), Rob (Quiet), Paddy (Bread-stick guru), Arne (Pulp Fiction fanatic). There's also Holly and Zoe. Their bags are covered with the toys they acquired by strong arming young kiddies. As a result they walk around with bags twice their own body weight. |
| This is a list of people we wish to thank. Or at least Ben does. I don't like any of you. This is Ben's list: Ok, i'm gonna do a long list with maybe a comment next to certain names: Family, mom, dad, bro, Sam b for many years of fun and stupidity, Limp Bizkit for helping me to leave crap like the offspring in the past, Derick (Del boy) Trotter for all the classic comedy, Kyle, Jason, Tom, Arne, Rob M, The five boys Sulli Beed Paul and Will, Julia, Jo M, Joe Harding, Ellie and Paddy, Kate, Dave and Becky, Abbie, Sean, Anthony Keidis (my idol) and the other Chilli peppers Flea Chad Smith and John Frusciante, The Charlotte bringing me lots of cool bands, my co band members Sam, Tom and Liam, and finally all the people who have ever done me wrong, whatever you did that hurt me it only made me stronger, if i missed you out sorry but i can't be arsed to keep writing, Later This is my list: I'd like to thank foremostly the Torie Party, continuing good British values in this day and age of porn, drugs, and UK Garage. I suggest we all vote for them and then we can get back to getting into severe debt and doing whatever America tells us to. I'd like to thank Smith and Weston, who make the guns I need to protect myself. For instance, last week I heard a noise outside and it was after 8 o'clock so I sprang outside and peppered the neighbourhood with bullets, thus protecting my freedom. I'd obviously like to thank all my friends because that's what you do in these situations. I won't be specific because I know I'll pick just the right combination of people to start a nuclear war. Lastly, the rest of Scimitar because with out themI'd be drumming by myself and I'd look and sound stupid. There. |