| The Perplexing World of Steph |
| This entire section is in homage to Steph, who frequently cheers me up with her Dawson's Creek life. She didn't tell me to write this page. Oh no. I am writing it of my own free will because I think she deserve's some reward for the fact that her soap-opera life provides me with all the entertainment I need without actually having to turn to watching soap-operas. Firstly, she is weird. She didn't tell me to write that at all. Her favourite colours are apparently pink and black. If she told this to a psychiatrist they would slap a 'dangerous to society' sticker on her forehead before jumping behind the couch, warning her to stay away. She has technically been out with every member of Scimitar, Ben and I lasting the longest with a whole THREE WEEKS. I had no idea that she had gone out with Liam and Tom before she boasted it to me about 5 minutes ago. She is very much caught up in being a teenager, in her previous years spouting such teen-angst slogans as 'The more men I see, the more I like dogs'. As I recall that was quite soon after she went out with me. I'm not bitter. She recently turned 16 and had a party. I was at this party and I did my usual party trick of talking rubbish and insulting people's music taste. About 20 minutes after she turned 16 I asked her to marry me because I am sad and lonely. She said yes, which is worrying testement to her unstable mind. All of you are welcome at the wedding. As a wedding present I would like money, Steph would like a gun so that she can hole herself up in her room and never talk to a human being again. She would then be free to fall off the precipice that she so shakily balances on into full blown insanity. She scares me. The end P.S. Steph's love life is like a car crash. It's truly disturbing and upsetting but you can't pull your eyes away. She's honestly one of the most charming people I have ever met and has no trouble getting boys to like her but something invariably goes horribly wrong. It's like trying to install something on your PC. It starts off well and begins chugging away quite nicely until an icomprehensible error message pops up and thats it. |