The Cult of Me

Alright, so I like to think of myself as a cool person. Maybe even a really cool person. But with the acquisition of a few minions, I realized, I could really start a cult with this kind of fervor!

So I am.

You got that right.

The Cult of Krista.

Krista does not ask that you do anything special for her, though. In fact, you don't even need to worship her! You just need to think she's kinda cool.

Well... maybe I ask a few things, but those are merely helpful suggestions, not really Divine Mandates. (Being the head of a cult, I can issue Divine Mandates now. But I don't. Isn't that nice? See, I'm nice. That's why you should join my cult.)

There will be more of this later, but if you think I'm cool, (and you should,) then you should JOIN MY CULT!!

But why should I join?

Here are some darn good reasons why you should join The Cult of Krista:

1. Krista is, indeed, cool.
2. If you join, you will make Krista happy, and if Krista is happy with you, she will be exceptionally nice to you. (Not that she's ever mean to anyone.)
3. Hugs from Krista!!
4. Krista loves you.
5. Not only does Krista love you, (yes, you,) she promotes love of all, regardless of gender, race, religion, sexual orientation, marital status, height, weight, eye color, hair color, species, planet, and favorite pizza topping. (Exception: Asshats.)
6. Although she can't send you to Heaven, Krista would never send you to Hell.
7. Among other things, you can see Krista, and talk with Krista, unlike some other leaders of more expansive cults.
8. Krista will never tell you to hurt anyone, or try to get you to drink poison Kool-Aid. Spiked Kool-Aid, maybe.
9. Krista can tie a mean necktie.
10. Krista has the White Cup, and THE WHITE CUP PWNZ J00.
11. Because Krista said so.

Note that while most cults would have had a top ten list of reasons, I have ELEVEN. This makes me superior to the other, more mediocre cults. My cult thinks outside the box.

To JOIN The Cult of Krista:

• Email Krista. That's right, direct contact with the cult leader. I meet with you one-on-one, via email. This may take maybe a few weeks or so, because I rarely check my email. Because, being the focal point of a cult, I have many... uh... important cult-ish things to do. However, you can also...
• IM Krista on AIM! Screenname = Belladonna142. If I'm not online, add me to your Buddy List and IM me when I am. (I know there's a way to make the linkies work to AIM, but I just can't hack it now. My mind is filled with the mysteries of the Cosmos; common trivialities like this are too mundane for me.)