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WINTER FROST INTERNATIONAL BEST!

Roncare Cattery is pleased to announce that Winter Frost has been awarded the coveted title of International Best Siamese for 2000-2001.
Winter had a wonderful show season, & thoroughly enjoyed her adventures!
Roncare would like to warmly thank all the judges for they're discernment.
A special thank you to Maureen Davies for her continued support & encouragement.

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DASHER'S CORNER

I was thinkin' the other day...I thought this may make for some meezer controversy, but our voices must be heard.
I want ya' all to know that
I am just sick & tired of all the girls showing off here...They're always struting their stuff. I mean how do they expect me to keep up when mom keeps putting those pants on me? I�m sure all you studs out there can relate.
What's a guy to do? I mean it's great to sit in the sun, and I do get to run all around the house, but how come the girls don�t have to wear those? I keep telling mom I'll be good but she insists I wear them.She completely ignored my compelling arguement.How can I make any headway with my image?
The girls are always snickering, & the stares! Oh the indignity of it all!
If any studs out there can come up with any idea of how to get out of these pants please respond to editor. Mark the envelope Dasher.

Editorials & musings
provided by our favourite Sire

METWO'S
REVIEW

Book feature

Burrlow! This month we feature "Siamese Cats"
(a complete owners manual)
By Marjorie McCann Collier.
I give this book four paws out of five. This eighty page book looks at acquisition, our first days together, all the stages of my life, understanding me, nutrition, environmental hazards, health care, genetics, breeding, grooming (Yuk!), showing me, & cat registry information.
Dr. Collier, a professor of biology gives great insight into many aspects of Siamese. Whether you are new to the breed or an experienced fancier, this book is sure to please.
Dr. Collier has lived with Siamese for nearly forty years & has bred & shown them for more than twenty. She is an all breed judge for the Cat Fanciers' Federation, Inc. in the United States & has served as guest judge in Canada & Europe.
(stats as of publishing date)
Her experience & knowledge is reflected into this book. Expert advice surrounded by full- colour photos, nearly seventy photos & drawings adorn the pages.
Boy meezer lovers sure are smart, for two leggers anyway....Enjoy!

ANTI-
FREEZE
CAN KILL

Every year, an estimated 10,000 dogs and cats are victims of accidental poisoning by automobile antifreeze. A pet does not have to drink a lot of antifreeze to be poisoned. Most brands of commercial antifreeze consist of 95 percent ethylene glycol, an extremely toxic chemical. Even a few licks of this sweet-tasting liquid can be fatal to a cat. As little as 1/4 of an ounce (1-2 teaspoons) can be lethal. Cats are attracted to the smell and taste of ethylene glycol.Symptoms of antifreeze poisoning include a drunken appearance; staggering, lack of coordination, and apparent disorientation and vomiting. The animal may appear listless and depressed. Please be careful, especially at this time of year. Watch for leaks from your automobile-even in the garage, dispose immediately...
Even if your cat is an indoor one the danger is very real.

TREAT TIP OF THE MONTH

Win their hearts with this tip...
Take one can of wet food, turn on to a plate without disturbing it's round form.
Take one jar of all meat babyfood & spread as an "icing" over the mold.
To complete your presentation garnish with a "sprig" of catnip.
A gourmet treat that's sure to please, it performs double duty when presented as a "kitty birthday cake".

THINGS THAT MAKE YA' GO HHMMM...

Last time I was at the show I was dreaming 'bout my toys. So I came up with a plan.
Wouldn't it be nice if all the mommy's got together & brought our favourite toys to the show! Our mommy's could bring them to every ring, & place them on the top of our cages.
I promise I would respond much better to the judges if they used my favourite stick toys.
Think about all the time we'd be savin' the judges, & it would be so sanitary.
I don't like feathers...I like sparkley toys.
Humans would be so happy if they found out about this. They struggle so hard to get us felines to pay attention.
The most important part of this plan is that we get our own way! Isn't that what evfurry cat wants?

Editorial provided by Star

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What does your Furbaby's sign say about them, & more importantly; how it will affect you!
Leo-
Born under this sign little fur balls should be outgoing and entertaining. Always the optimist.-�I will�
"I will have that pork-chop if you get up for a drink."
Pisces-
Meezers are affectionate, sensitive, playful. Always a dreamer.-
�I believe�
"I believe you will give me everything I want."
Aquarius-
Flexible, friendly, spiritual, and rational.- �I know�
"I know where you hid the catnip."
Capricorn-
Siamese achiever, organized, practical.-�I know�
"I know this cupboard opens somehow."
Sagitarius-
Popular, outgoing.- �I see�
"I see that door has been left open, I wonder who's on the otherside."
Scorpio-
Psychic, secretive, & shrewd.-
�I want�
"I want your lap & heart all to myself."
Libra-
Loyal, sensitive, fair.-�I want�
"I want your lap too, even IF I have to share with the Scorpio."
Virgo-
Clean, efficient practical.-
�I analyze�
"I analyze the precise time to warm myself on the fresh laundry....No, I don't share my litterbox!"
Cancer-
Warm, nurturing.-�I feel�
"I feel that it's my job to snuggle, & remind you I like to be snuggled with."
Gemini-
Spontaneous, intuitive.-�I think�
"I think if I time it just right & lick her face I'll get some pate too."
Taurus-
Loyal, stubborn, creative.-�I have�-
"I have all the sparkleballs, they're mine,- See their under the china cabinet, the stove, the couch, the fridge, the..."
Aries-
Leader, energetic, independent, outgoing.-�I am�
"I am the apple of your eye."

THE PAW READER

FAMOUS
CAT QUOTES

"My cat knows the song in my heart and purrs it to me when my memory fails." ~ Unknown

RONCARE
RELEASES
A NEW
MOVIE

IT'S HERE!
Roncare proudly presents,
"Future Stars", an entertaining film starring the kittens of Roncare.Now playing on a monitor near you...Admission is free...But you supply the popcorn...
Click here to enter the theatre, don't forget to hit your back button to return to us.

ACQUISITION QUESTIONS...NOW WHAT?

You've done it, you've chosen the breed for you- a Siamese, but now what?
Where do you find your cat or kitten? What are you looking for? Where can you find a reputable breeder?
Without having a lead from a friend or relative your best bet is to contact your nearest cat association, get them to recommend a Cattery to you. Another great way to find a breeder, & have a wonderful afternoon is to visit a cat show. Once you've met a few breeders, or found just the right one for you, set up an appointment to visit the Cattery. Prepare any questions you may have beforehand. The following is a basic list to help get you started.

-The health should be guaranteed.
- Buy a kitten no younger than 12 weeks. It�s just not ready to leave before this.
- Ask about the health of the kitten, congenital problems, conditions. A great example of this is to ask about how long it's relatives (Grandparents) have lived.
- Make sure that it has had at least two vaccinations.
- Make sure the kitten is litter registered and registerable; this guarantees the purity of its breeding.
- The Cattery should be very clean.
- The kittens should be well socialized.
- Ask what the kitten eats. If possible, get samples to take home.
- Ask if the breeding stock is regulary tested for Feline Leukemia Virus (FeLV). Make sure the cats test negative.
- Ask to meet the kitten's parents.
- View the Cattery.
- Does the breeder welcome questions? Will the breeder offer support & consultation after purchase?
- Make sure it comes with a spay/neuter agreement. This is your commitment to the responsible breeder; not to add to the burgeoning pet population and to leave the breeding of purebred Siamese to knowledgeable people.
Most breeders will for a nominal fee, occasionally have spayed or neutered adult animals who are retired and need loving homes. They make wonderful pets.

Your choice kitten will be clean. Gleaming coat, clear eyes, no runny eyes or noses..it's alert & playful. It should be healthy & happy. The ears are clean & free of mites.

Be prepared to answer some questions yourself!
A reputable breeder is full of questions...Do you own your own home? Have you had Siamese before? Do you let your cats outside? Do you believe in declawing? What you would do if you could no longer keep the cat...& what circumstances would call for that, is it likely? Do you have a vet in mind?
Then there is the contract, adhering to any other contractual obligations the breeder has stipulated. TICA & the CFA strongly recommend keeping your cat indoors, an issue such as this may be covered in the agreement.
Most importantly, take your time. This is a lifelong commitment, you should feel entirely comfortable with your choice & enjoy this experience.

DYNAMITE DIVA'S ON TOUR!

Now showing, GC Roncare's Point Of Affection. She purrs & kneads dough where ever we may go!

Now showing RW QGC Roncare's Blue~Purrs. Northwest Region's Best Siamese Kitten & NWR 5th Best Shorthair Kitten.

EXPOSED!! DARLING DIVA CAUGHT WITH BUBBLE-GUM!

"It all happened so fast!" the annonymous source was quoted as saying.
"One minute I was blowing a bubble, the next I was sharing with her. She didn't even ask!", the source quipped.
It seems that this photo has finally substantiated claims that Siamese are capable of anything.
We've all imagined their secret lives while we're away....But who among us could say we actually saw this coming.
Repeated requests by the Gazette for an interview with Point Of Affection have lead to dead end "No comment" statements from the Diva's spokesmeezer.
This photo begs the question, can she blow bubbles too?
Count on the Gazette to bring you continued coverage of this story as it unfolds.

Point Of Affection seen here with an un-named source sharing bubble-gum.

HO-HO-HO HOLD THE TINSEL!

The holiday season can hold hidden dangers. Be certain to keep your fur-children safe & in mind. Holiday favourites can turn deadly...starting with plants & trees. Ivy- is moderate to very toxic, so is Holly- especially the berries and leaves. Mistletoe may be a tradition that draws a kiss, but is very toxic, all parts of the plant, especially the berries. Christmas greens, Balsam juniper, Cedar, Pine & Fir - all parts have a low level of toxicity; while Hibiscus - may cause vomiting or bloody diarrhea if ingested. Poinsettias-Leaves and stems are low in toxicity. A yearly favourite among Christmas decorators everywhere, the Pointsettia may not be truly poisonous, but its milky white sap and leaves can certainly cause severe gastric distress. All plants save catnip should be kept out of reach as a rule. Toxicity may be only one result...as in the case of choking or allergic reaction.
Lights & trimmings are also a hazard. Avoid allowing lighting & ribbons to dangle, thus attracting felines to it/them.

Tinsel is dangerous & should be avoided. Not only does it pose a threat by becoming entangled in the intestines, but most brands contain varying levels of lead. Large cloth ribbons are a personal favourite, & a perfect alternative. Small ornaments can be chewed & ingested. Your best choices are medium & large sized plastic, wood & ceramic bulbs. A blessing in disguise; no more broken glass bulbs or hours securing their packing. Keep chocolate & other candies out of reach, these treats are toxic. Watch those turkey bones & table scraps. While table scraps may seem harmless, many ingredients are toxic. Turkey & chicken bones splinter, & once ingested may cause severe internal damage & even death.
Remember to extinguish all candles when you exit the room or retire for the evening.
For more holiday tips please visit the Cat Fanciers Association by clicking here

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LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH & FAMOUS?

Lifestyles of the rich & famous? Well maybe for now, but hope for the future is now here. Ever wish that you could travel with your pet as you would with a human companion? Are you ever afraid when looking at the lost cargo stats from the airlines? Worry at the mere thought of your beloved family member being called "cargo"....or worse, treated as cargo? A new alternative is just on the horizon, literally. The invention of an airline not only intent on welcoming pets, but it's entire concept is based on serving them & their human companions.
No matter where this airline succeeds or fails, fanciers everywhere may breathe a sigh of relief. As the travel industry makes it's first attempts to satisfy the growing demands of pet owners everywhere. "Companion Airlines" is a concept well overdue in the minds of many pet owners. Our hats off to you Companion Airlines, as we raise a paw to send you a cheer. We hope the concept will catch on & fares & availability will follow suit globally....Leaving us all purring. May champagne wishes & caviar dreams become catnip wishes & chicken broth dreams.

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