QUOTATIONS FROM SPORTS CARTOONS

We can�t violate Savedees Human Rights by drinking water during the interval. 
    Players of Atlanta Sportive FC sipping canned beer at half time during a match in Kampala. 
  
 If these two Waiswas were Christians, I would have thought they have taken �One for the road.�
    A nurse who rushed to treat referees Ali Waiswa & Ajab Waiswa after collapsing 
during a �Cooper Test� at Nelson Mandela  Stadium - Namboole.
A little little win in my team a little little trophy in my house.
    Charlie 'Macarena' Lou-Bega dancing on top of Ange-Noir after winning his maiden 
Motor-Rally in his new Evo IV dubbed Mambo No. 5
I Ramirezed Ouma in two rounds.
    Boxer Justin Juuko �The Ugandan Destroyer� informing The New Vision on phone 
about the bout in US. This was shortly after knocking-out Ramirez in 52 seconds in Kampala.
One Day Bazungu in the UK might also form Cranes-UK Fans Club, you never know.
    The Chairman of Arsenal-Uganda Fans Club at the launching of the club.
 I am tired of Boxing the ball with the club.
    Uganda�s leading Golf player Birungi Tyson Woods hitting the golf ball with 
gloves as he was announcing how he is crossing to boxing. 
Ibra this is a real Tabu. Abu I think your Mum knew about it when she named you Tabula. 
    Abu Tabula reading his termination letter to Ibra Sekajja in Argentina 
where they had gone for professional trials with Los Andes FC.
After installing the computer in the car you remove the tyres b�se I�ll be flying.
    Muhangi leading Bill Gates to Entebbe Sports Beach Sprint as Bill carries 
a computer to install in the Subaru WRC.
 
You either pay our money or you remain on Footsibishi.
    Mbale Heroes FC Officials driving passed Kapinga in his car after attaching 
the car from him. 
We might be Totos but we can play Total soccer.
  Under 5 years kids playing in KKL Totos Soccer League.
       
Adapted from The New Vision