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peso bill
teacher: OK, last question na ito! You still need one correct!
Sino ang national hero sa 500-peso bill? (Ninoy Aquino)
Edong: First initial is "N"
Reli: Second initial is "A"
buknoy: OK, I got it! Nora Aunor!
teacher: Sorry.
Edong: Ang last letter ng palayaw niya ay "Y"
buknoy: Ah...Guy Aunor!
teacher: Sorry.
Ronnie: buknoy, dating senador ito!
buknoy: Si former Senator Guy Aunor?
teacher: Sorry.
Reli: buknoy, patay na siya!!!
buknoy: Ano? Patay na si Nora Aunor???
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