111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ---------------------------------------------------- "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand -------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey ---------------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the US Treasury. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ----------------------------------- The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ------------------------------------------------------------- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. ----------------------------------------------------------- The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. ----------------------------------------------------------- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. ------------------------------------------------------------------------